WELCOME to MONDAY APRIL 21, 2025

Here’s The Story….
A man parks up his car on the street, then heads into the shops. When he returns,
he sees a police officer writing up a ticket for illegal parking. The man protests, claiming his innocence.
The police officer says, “If you are innocent. Please explain to me why you parked here when the signing is clear?”
The man says, “I know the signing is clear. I can see it.”
The police officer looks at him, confused. “Then why did you park here?”
“Why would I not? It says, ‘Fine for parking.’” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

According to a list by ‘Business Insider,’ Washington University in St. Louis is
the college with the best food. While the college with the worst
food is the Olive Garden’s culinary institute.” -Seth Meyers

“A family cleaning out their grandparents’ attic in Florida found a wooden box containing
a mummified pirate’s hand on a map with gold coins. A treasure chest full of gold pirate
coins may be cool, but do you know what I have in my attic? Family heirlooms and pictures
of all my loved ones – and isn’t that the real treasure? No, no it isn’t. The real treasure is
a treasure chest full of gold pirate coins.” -James Corden

“Pope Francis is now telling married couples to have children, because only having pets
could lead to anger or bitterness in old age. As opposed to having kids, which
leads to anger AND bitterness in old age.” -Jimmy Fallon

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Needing to look up a phone number while at a friend’s house, my teenage daughter
asked for a phone book. She might as well have asked for a papyrus scroll.
“A phone book?” asked her friend.
“You know,” said my daughter. “A book with numbers in it.”
“Oh,” said her friend as it dawned on her. “You mean a math book.”

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Which 1990’s movie is NOT about aliens seeking to kill humans?

Answer: Spawn!
‘Spawn’ is based on Todd MacFarlane’s comic book character, who is returned to Earth from Hell.

Monday Movie Trivia of the day!
Who was very effective as serial killer Daryll Lee Cullum in 1995’s ‘CopyCat’?

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
A series of burglaries has plagued London. The famous private investigator, Sheerluck Holmes, is on the case. He has five suspects. As usual, Sheerluck has bungled again, and has lost his notes. Fortunately, he has memorized some of the clues. Help Sheerluck determine each man’s age, height, weight, and hair color. Also, help identify the culprit so that he can be put behind bars.

Men: Ben, Gus, Ron, Sam, Tim
Ages: 29, 32, 37, 42, 46
Weights: 166, 178, 190, 201, 216
Heights: 5’8″, 5’9″, 6’0″, 6’3″, 6’4″
Hair (descending order of darkness): black, brown, red, blonde … plus bald

1) The man who is 6’0″ tall is older than the man who weighs 178 pounds, who is older than Ben (one of these is the guilty man).
2) Ron weighs more than the brown-haired man, who weighs more than the man who is 32 years old.
3) Ben is taller than the blonde-haired man, who is taller than the man who weighs 166 pounds.
4) The man who is 32 years old has darker hair than the man who weighs 190 pounds, who has darker hair than Tim (one of these is the guilty man).
5) Each man has one measurement (age, weight, or height in inches) that is an odd number.
6) The youngest, the lightest, and the shortest … are three different men … and do not have red hair (the guilty man is not among them).
7) The oldest, the heaviest, and the tallest … are three different men … and do not have black hair (one of these is the guilty man).
8) Ben and Gus have a weight difference of 12 pounds.
9) Sam and Tim have a height difference of 3 inches.
10) Ron is not 4 years older or younger than any other man.
11) The guilty man does not have blonde hair.

ANSWER: First, fill in as much of the grid as possible, while ignoring the clues about the guilty man. Then, use those clues to fill in the rest of the grid. Given that the grid has been correctly filled, the following conclusions can be drawn.

A) From clues 1 and 4, we know that the guilty man is one of the following: 6’0″ and 32, 6’0″ and 190, 6’0″ and Tim, 178 and 32, 178 and Tim, Ben and 32, Ben and 190.
B) From clue 6 and since Ben is the youngest, Ben can be eliminated. Since Ben weighs 190, 190 can also be eliminated. This leaves the following combinations: 6’0″ and 32, 6’0″ and Tim, 178 and 32, 178 and Tim.
C) From clue 6 and since the lightest man is also 32, 32 can be eliminated. This leaves: 6’0″ and Tim, 178 and Tim.
D) Both of the remaining pairs involve Tim, so Tim is the guilty man.
E) From clue 7 and since Tim is neither the heaviest nor the tallest, he must be the oldest, or 46.
F) From clue 11, Tim can not have blonde hair.

Ben, 29 years, 190 pounds, 6’4″, brown
Gus, 42 years, 178 pounds, 6’3″, blonde
Ron, 37 years, 216 pounds, 5’8″, bald
Sam, 32 years, 166 pounds, 5’9″, black
Tim, 46 years, 201 pounds, 6’0″, red, guilty
Another case solved by sheer luck.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I beam, I shine, I sparkle white
I’ll brighten the gloom with my light
I’ll mystify and enchant all
I’ll bring out the best in you all

Goofy, bucked, green or gold
Young and charming, wise and old
Sly, cunning, empty some times
Mirthful, uplifting, within the lines

A fleeting glimpse or prolonged show
I’m sometimes sad, sometimes mean
Sometimes I’ll say more than you know
Or betray what you think you’ve seen

Now, if you know me, tell me so
You have me too, you know!

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