WELCOME to TUESDAY MAY 13, 2025

Here’s the Story….
At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies. The machines’
conveyor belts needed talcum powder to prevent them from sticking, and we had run
out of aspirin for workers with noise-induced tension headaches.

I drove to the nearest store and loaded a shopping cart with four cases of baby powder
and several boxes of aspirin. As the man behind me in the checkout line peered at
my purchases, he laughed and exclaimed, “Must be one heck of a baby!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Police are looking for a woman who stole $3,000 worth of cat-grooming supplies at
an airport baggage carousel. Police describe the suspect as ‘single.'” -Seth Meyers

“For a lot of children, the party known as summer is over. Don’t worry, kids. School will
end eventually and then you’ll get to go to a different kind of school called work,
and it only ends when you get old and die.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“In Saudi Arabia, a 14-year-old boy was detained for dancing to the Macarena.
You know, I don’t say this often but I’m going to side with
the Saudi government on this one.” -Conan O’Brien

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400. I said,
“I’d like large bills, please.”
She looked at me and said, “I’m sorry sir, all the bills are the same size.”
When I got up off the floor I explained it to her. 😲😲

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Who was James Dean’s leading lady in “Rebel Without a Cause”?

Answer: Natalie Wood!
Natalie Wood was born Natalia Nikolaevna Zakharenko on July 20, 1938 in San Francisco.
She appeared as Susan Walker in 1947’s “Miracle on 34th Street”. Difficulty: Average.

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!
Which actor played Robert Langdon in “The Da Vinci Code” (2005) and “Angels and Demons” (2009)?

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Victor the Viking lived in a distant land inhabited by dragons and sea monsters.
The dragon population later became a threat to the kingdom. The King, who married Victor’s sister and made her his queen, announced a contest. The warrior who could kill the most number of dragons from sunrise to sunset of next Sunday would be declared winner and marry the King’s only daughter.

On the eve of the contest, Gringo the Gorgeous, first born of and heir to the King, slept early to conserve his energy with his sharpened ax beside him.

Victor the Viking, who almost forgot his ax and shield, rode his black gelding into the forbidden forest and camped there overnight to gain a headstart.

Abner the Able spent the night in his house sharpening his spatha and polishing his bronze shield. he had his squire prepare his stallion for the contest.

Brav the Bold woke up very late the morning of the contest and had to ride his horse like crazy to catch up with the others.

Igor the Terrible, the only warrior who used two weapons was able to kill 4 dragons with his ax and 5 dragons with his spear.

At the wedding dinner hosted by the king later that evening, the winner, who killed more than a half dozen dragons with his ax, and his proud parents were honored by the King.

The winner’s horse was castrated and retired from duty. The winner’s bronze shield was permanently displayed in the King’s Hall.

Who won the contest?

ANSWER: Brav the Bold won the contest. (by process of elimination)
Gringo the Gorgeous, first born of the king, could not be the winner because the winner was not the king’s son. The winner and his parents were honored by the King.
Abner the Able, whose only weapon was a spatha( a sword) could not be the winner because the winner used an ax to kill dragons. Only Igor used two weapons.
Igor the Terrible, who killed only 4 dragons with his ax (and 5 dragons with his spear), could not be the winner because the winner killed more than a half dozen dragons with his ax. Victor the Viking, whose horse was a gelding(castrated horse), could not be the winner because the winner’s horse was castrated after the contest.
Brav the Bold must have killed at least 10 dragons because Igor killed a total of 9. More than a half dozen means a number greater than 6, including 10.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
The Situation:
There is an island with 10 inhabitants. One day a monster comes and says that he intends to eat every one of them but will give them a chance to survive in the following way:
In the morning, the monster will line up all the people – single file so that the last person sees the remaining 9, the next person sees the remaining 8, and so on until the first person that obviously sees no one in front of himself. The monster will then place black or white hats on their heads randomly (they can be all white, all black or any combination thereof).
The monster will offer each person starting with the last one (who sees everyone else’s hats) to guess the color of his/her own hat. The answer can only be one word: “white” or “black”. The monster will eat him on the spot if he guessed wrong, and will leave him alive if he guessed right. All the remaining people will hear both the guess and the outcome of the guess. The monster will then go on to the next to last person (who only sees 8 people), and so on until the end.
The monster gives them the whole night to think.

The Task:
Devise the optimal strategy that these poor natives could use to maximize their survival rate.

Assumptions:
1) All the 10 people can easily understand your strategy, and will execute it with perfect precision.
2) If the monster suspects that any of the people are giving away information to any of the remaining team members by intonation of words when answering, or any other signs, or by touch, he will eat everyone.
3) The only allowed response is a short, unemotional “white” or “black”.
4) Having said that, I will add that you can put any value you like into each of these words. For example, “white” can mean “my mother did my laundry” and “black” can mean the guy in front of me is wearing a black hat.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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