WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MAY 14, 2025

Here’s the Story….
A tobacco company sent Dave several packages of cigarettes with the explanation:
“We are sending you some of our finest cigarettes. We hope you enjoy them and will want more.”
After several months the tobacco company received this reply from Dave: “I got your cigarettes
and soaked them in a quart of water which I sprayed on my bug-infested rosebushes. Every bug died!
These cigarettes make best poison ever! Please send me some more next month in case any bugs survived.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNEDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Today is national dog day. Dogs, as you’re probably aware, were widely considered to be man’s
best friend, until 2007 when the iPhone was invented to replace it.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A new study claims that first grade students are getting three times more homework than they should
be doing. This is coming from the lead researcher, ‘Timmy.'” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of a stroke. So, that
information should help you finally get some sleep.” -Seth Meyers

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One of my first assignments as a trainee in an auto-body shop was a
car needing a new fender and some door repairs.
I spent hours doing a perfect job, but when the owner came to pick it up, he wasn’t pleased.
“What’s wrong?” I asked.
Pointing to the side of the car, he complained about the paint not matching, uneven gaps
between panels, and a host of other problems. He demanded an explanation.
“The repairs were to the other side,” I noted. 😢😢😁

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Which actor played Robert Langdon in “The Da Vinci Code” (2005) and “Angels and Demons” (2009)?

Answer: Tom Hanks!
Both “The Da Vinci Code” and “Angels and Demons” were adapted from
Dan Brown’s books of the same titles. Difficulty: Easy.

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day!
Which actor played Larry Daley in “Night at the Museum” (2006) and “Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian” (2009)?

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
The Situation: There is an island with 10 inhabitants. One day a monster comes and says that he intends to eat every one of them but will give them a chance to survive in the following way: In the morning, the monster will line up all the people – single file so that the last person sees the remaining 9, the next person sees the remaining 8, and so on until the first person that obviously sees no one in front of himself. The monster will then place black or white hats on their heads randomly (they can be all white, all black or any combination thereof). The monster will offer each person starting with the last one (who sees everyone else’s hats) to guess the color of his/her own hat. The answer can only be one word: “white” or “black”. The monster will eat him on the spot if he guessed wrong, and will leave him alive if he guessed right. All the remaining people will hear both the guess and the outcome of the guess. The monster will then go on to the next to last person (who only sees 8 people), and so on until the end.
The monster gives them the whole night to think.
The Task: Devise the optimal strategy that these poor natives could use to maximize their survival rate.
Assumptions:
1) All the 10 people can easily understand your strategy, and will execute it with perfect precision.
2) If the monster suspects that any of the people are giving away information to any of the remaining team members by intonation of words when answering, or any other signs, or by touch, he will eat everyone.
3) The only allowed response is a short, unemotional “white” or “black”.
4) Having said that, I will add that you can put any value you like into each of these words. For example, “white” can mean “my mother did my laundry” and “black” can mean the guy in front of me is wearing a black hat.

ANSWER: Here it is: The first guy to guess (guy #10) will be the only one to assume the following value for the words “white” and “black”: The answer “black” will mean that there are an odd number of black hats that he sees. The answer “white” will mean that there are an odd number of white hats that he sees. This way one by one all the other 9 people will know the color of their hats. Let us say that guy #10 (first to speak, and sees the hats of the remaining 9) says “white”. That should mean to everybody else that he sees an odd number of white hats. At this time guy #9 will either be wearing a white or a black hat. If he is wearing a white hat he will only see an even number of white hats, and since guy #10 said that there is and odd number of white hats, guy #9 will know that he is wearing white and will say it. But if guy #9 is wearing a black hat, he will see an odd number of white hats (just like #10 did), and thus will know that he is wearing a black hat and will say it. No matter what #9 answers, guy #8 (who heard guy #10 and guy #9) can now easily incorporate the color of hat on guy #9 into the original answer of guy #10. This will allow #8 to know if he should see an odd or even number of white hats in front of him to determine his own hat color. The same thing repeats with #7-1. And they all get it right except of course #10, though he may get lucky.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I may run rings around you
Or escape your clutching grip
Or leave a treacherous trail
That gives a sudden slip.
(If you’re not careful!)

You always end up winning,
While I shrink with each new meet:
Our bouts will be my ruin,
But you’ll come out smelling sweet.

What am I?

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