WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JULY 9th, 2025

Here’s The Story….
There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle came
to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill. He told the uncle to
ask him and addition question. So they uncle asked, “What is three plus four?”

The little boy counts it out on his fingers and said, “Seven.”

The uncle said, “Listen kid, you cant count it out on your hands because someday when you
are in school, a teacher will get mad at you for it. Now put your hands in your pockets.”

So the little boy put his hands in his pockets and his uncle asked, “What is five plus five?”
After a few moments of intense concentration the boy said, “Eleven. 😲😲
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“Parents at a Florida school are reportedly outraged after a video surfaced of students in a
classroom twerking and giving lap dances. Or as it’s called in Florida, Career Day.” -Seth Meyers

“Yesterday, a brawl broke out at a Florida airport after Spirit Airlines canceled several flights.
To restore control, airport police were forced to fire Cinnabons into the crowd.” -Conan O’Brien

“I read about a coffee shop in Toronto that doesn’t have any Wi-Fi to encourage customers to
talk to each other. Although all the customers talk about now is how they
should really get Wi-Fi in this coffee shop.” -Jimmy Fallon 
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and
she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and
someone calls your name, can you hear it?” She thought for a time and then asked,
“Is the vacuum on or off?” 😲😲

Tuesday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
Frank Darabont directs this 1999 film that stars Tom Hanks and Michael Clarke Duncan – with Tom Hanks playing the warden of a death row prison. Duncan plays a prisoner who can heal others of sickness who is sentenced to death for a murder he did not commit. The movie is based on Stephen King’s novel that was released 3 years earlier.
 
Answer: The Green Mile! 
 
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day!  
King’s 1974 novel has been adapted into many films, but the most famous movie is Brian De Palma’s 1976 blockbuster “Carrie”, that featured John Travolta and Sissy Spacek. Carrie White is an outcast at her school, tormented for her shabby appearance and social awkwardness.

At home, her mother is a religious fundamentalist with little empathy for her teenage daughter. The most famous scene in the movie occurs at the prom, where Carrie is finally able to exact her revenge.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
An anagram is a word or phrase formed by rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. For example, rearrange “none” to get “neon”.

It is not considered an anagram if you exchange a letter with the same letter. For example, switching the n’s with each other in “noun” does not give an anagram.

Even though a word is not considered an anagram of itself, your task is to find a word that is an anagram of itself. If you can do the seemingly impossible once, you might as well find a second word that is an anagram of itself.

ANSWER:  Both “stifle” and “filets” are anagrams of “itself”.
 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
After getting off work from the toy factory that night, Duffus was going out to dinner with the girl next door. Wanting to impress her with his newly painted car, which he painted himself using some old paint the factory was going to throw out, he decided to go through the car wash before meeting her. Duffus gazed into the steaming hot car wash thinking how great his car would look after. Then he noticed the time. “I’m gonna be late,” thought Duffus. Once through, Duffus sped out of the car wash as the attendant looked on in amazement at his car. Duffus, normally a responsible driver, but now in panic mode, became a speed demon on the only road out of town. He raced past the doughnut shop where two officers were parked, and they happened to get a really good look at Duffus’s car as he sped by. As it started to rain, Duffus thought how the cold wet weather could ruin his dinner plans. Realizing the roads were getting slick and he was way in excess of the speed limit, he slowed down. Then, Duffus noticed the flashing lights and sirens. He was the only car on the road for miles, so he knew they wanted him and pulled over, but they just slowed down enough to get a good look at the car and sped off in search of their speeder. “Strange,” thought Duffus, and kept going. Though the police had clearly seen Duffus’s car as he passed the doughnut shop, they thought Duffus was not the one they saw.

Why?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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