WELCOME to THURSDAY JULY 31st, 2025

Here’s The Story….. 
I’m not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our anniversary
rolled around, I wanted my wife to know how much I appreciated her tolerating
me for the past 20 years. I ordered flowers and told the florist to enclose
a card that read, ‘Thanks for putting up with me so long.’
When my wife got the delivery, she called me at work.
“Just where do you think you going?” she asked.
“What do you mean?” I said.
She read the card aloud as the florist had written it:
“Thanks for putting up with me. So long.” 😮😮 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
 “A new study says we should change how we feed cows so they don’t produce so
much of the greenhouse gas methane. First up, they recommend eliminating taco night.” -Conan O’Brien

“A guacamole-themed restaurant is set to open in New York on Friday,
and it already turned brown.” -Seth Meyers

“A school in Tennessee is facing criticism for separating students with bad grades from students
with good grades at lunch. Thats crazy! You dont use grades to separate kids. Everyone knows
that kids should be separated by clothes, looks, and how much money their parents make.” -Jimmy Fallon

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Years of smoking finally caught up with my friend John one
morning when he keeled over at work, clutching his heart.
He was rushed to a hospital and peppered with questions.

“Do you smoke?” asked a paramedic.

“No,” John whispered. “I quit.”

“That’s good. When did you quit?”

“Around 9:30 this morning.” 😮😮

Wednesday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie features Heath Ledger as William Thatcher, a peasant who takes on the persona of a knight named Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein. During his travels, Thatcher comes across Geoffrey Chaucer, whom he hires to make him fake patents of nobility so he can join the jousting circuit. Chaucer then becomes Sir Ulrich’s herald for the tournaments and his introductions grow more elaborate as time goes on.

 Answer: A Knight’s Tale!

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day!  
This film starred Robert De Niro, and (a young) Jodie Foster. It was directed by Martin Scorsese and
written by Paul Shrader. What was the name of this film

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
 An old fellow is driving home. It’s late at night. He’s travelling along the highway, and he’s some considerable distance from home. Suddenly, he feels himself having a heart attack. He says, “Oh my God. It’s the big one.” Thinking quickly, he takes the first available exit.

As luck would have it, he winds up in a residential neighborhood. It’s very late at night. He pulls over to the side of the road behind some parked cars. He’s fading fast, but he has the presence of mind to pull out his cell phone and call 911.

He says to the dispatcher, “I need help. I’m having a heart attack.” She says, “Where are you?”

And the rest of the conversation goes something like this:
He: “I don’t know where I am.”
She: “What exit did you take?”
He: “I don’t remember.”
She: “Were you going north or south or east?”
He: “I don’t remember.”
She: “Can you tell me what street you’re on?”
He: “I’m in the middle of the block. I’m parked behind some cars. I didn’t see any street signs.”
She: “Start blowing the horn. Someone will come out of the house.”

No one comes out.

She then asks him to do one more thing. Minutes later, an ambulance is on its way there and saves his life.

What did she ask him to do?

ANSWER:  She asked the man to give her the license plate number of the vehicle in front of him, thinking that whoever owned the vehicle lived in that neighborhood. Since it was a residential neighborhood, and late at night, this is very likely.
 

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎

Can you determine which common word or phrase this picture represents?

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