WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 5th, 2025
Heres The Story….
[This is an old, old one, but still one of my favorites…]
A fifth-generation farmer has determined that his son will be the first in their family to go to college.
So he and the wife save every penny for years and when the big day comes for junior to leave for school,
the old man is the proudest he’s ever been.
After the first semester junior comes home for Christmas break and the old man sits him down for a talk.
“Well, boy, you been at school for three months now, I want you to tell me some of that fancy book learnin’.”
So junior says, “My favorite class is math, pa. Just last week we learned a new formula…Pi r squared.”
At hearing this the old man screws up his eyes and smacks his forehead, “Dog gone-it! I spent all that money
on schooling and all you can tell me is Pi r squared?
Why everybody knows pie are round… CORNBREAD are squared!” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A London architect has come up with a concept for a floating hotel that is self-sustaining
and could potentially move around the world. Great job, architect.
You just invented the cruise ship.” -Seth Meyers
“A new study shows that elected leaders don’t live as long as their defeated opponents.
So if there’s a candidate you really don’t like, vote for them.” -Stephen Colbert
“Researchers at the Center for Tobacco Control at Scotland University are working on an
invention: Talking packs of cigarettes that warn smokers about the side effects of tobacco.
I don’t know; that actually might make me START smoking.” -Jimmy Kimmel
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn’t come back, it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food,
uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn’t appear to realize that
you had set it free….you either married it or gave birth to it.
Thursday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! 😥😥
In this tale, psychics gather at a hotel to investigate the death of a colleague, only to encounter deadly puppets brought to life by ancient magic. Each puppet has unique abilities, and the group must fight to survive the sinister forces at play.
Answer: Puppet Master
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
A gifted janitor can solve any mathematical problem but struggles with his own personal problems. With help from a psychologist (played by Robin Williams) he tries to get his life back on track. Name the movie.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Each sentence below contains a word that can be anagrammed to answer or describe the sentence.
Example: Craft that might tip in the ocean. Answer: Canoe (Anagram of ocean)
- Bit of brush
- Opposite of unite
- Writings of a steno
- They affix without paste
- Having less reason for fears
- Animal that may need a shoer
Excerpted from an old Reader’s Digest
ANSWER: 1. Shrub
- Untie
- Notes
- Tapes
- Safer
- Horse
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Two old friends, Fred and Ted, had managed to work a party piece that no one could figure out. Fred would go out of the room, and Ted would invite the guests to select an item. They were then asked to continue to think of it so that Fred could read their minds. Fred would be blindfolded so that there could be no possibility of visual clues. Ted would then start to ask Fred questions:
On one occasion Ted asked:
“Did we think of the word sock?”
“Absolutely not.” replied Fred.
“Well, was it an ashtray?”
“No.”
“OK, is it the word plate?”
Again the answer was negative.
“So, are we thinking of the word china?”
“No.” replied Fred.
“Are we thinking of the word carpet?”
“No,” replied Fred, ” the word you are thinking of is chair.”
Everyone gasped. He was right.
How did Fred and Ted work their party piece?
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