WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 10th, 2025

Here’s The Story…..
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each 
of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday.

The following week she asked each child in turn what they had learned.

Susie said, “He was born in a manger.”

Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.”

Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it.”

Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?”

“From my Daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and 
this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, 
‘Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?'” 😮😮

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“Language-teaching app Duolingo recently added Klingon to its course selection. 
By the way, if you have the Duolingo app on your phone and you use it to 
learn Klingon, you can delete Tinder.” -Conan O’Brien

“There was some exciting science news today, researchers say they discovered a 
new human organ they are calling the interstitium. It’s a layer underneath the skin 
and they believe it’s the largest organ in the human body. But the discovery of the 
interstitium is very exciting. It allows someone like me to say, “I’m not overweight, 
I’m just big-interstitiumed.'” -James Corden

“A new study suggests that marriage is more beneficial for men than women. 
The results of the study were shouted at me through a locked bedroom door.” -Seth Meyers
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My wife and I were going through a rough patch financially, but we kept ourselves 
sane by repeating, “As long as we have each other, we don’t need anything else.”
But when the television in our bedroom broke and we couldn’t afford to repair or replace it, my wife lost it.
“That’s just great!” she shouted. “Now there’s no entertainment in our bedroom at all!”😮😮
 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  😥😥
A young lawyer, played by Keanu Reeves, joins a very powerful law firm only to discover his boss is the devil!

Answer: The Devil’s Advocate!

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Six steel workers are laid off and need money. Inspired by The Chippendales they decide to form their own 
striptease act, in which all their clothes come off! Name this British comedy.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
The case had been closed for almost one hundred years. William Pritchett and his sister Olivia, had died of a strange ailment. Their arms and legs shook violently, they had severe abdominal cramps and fever. On her deathbed Olivia accused Holly, the maid, of poisoning her and her brother. Holly told a different tale; of William and Olivia’s descent into madness and her efforts to cure them through herbs and vitamins. Holly was put on trial and convicted. When she died in jail of a similar sickness, it was assumed Holly had poisoned herself through carelessness and the case was closed.
Now, it was opened again as the relatives of those long dead battled in a civil suit. Holly’s great nephew, was suing the wealthy Pritchett family, for the pain and humiliation his family had endured. He claimed William had gone mad and poisoned both Olivia and Holly. Forensic Psychologist Stella Mavis had been called in to determine the sanity of people who lived and died before she was born. Finding little information in the ancient file, Dr. Mavis traveled to the Pritchett mansion to look over some old belongings, stored in an attic.
When she pulled up, Detective Davis was already there, talking to Maya Pritchett, daughter of William’s cousin.
Maya greeted Dr. Mavis, then showed them to the musty attic. “Most of this is William’s.” said Maya. “This was his workshop. Some woodworking but he mostly made those.” She pointed to a large stack of moldy fur hats on a trunk. “It was his hobby, but he didn’t feel it was a proper hobby for a high class gentlemen, so he worked on them up here. Underneath them is a trunk of Olivia’s.” Maya disappeared down the stairs, eager to get out of the stale air.
Detective Davis began looking through boxes of William’s clothes. Dr. Mavis moved the furs away and looked through Olivia’s trunk. Wrapped in a scarf on the bottom was a little diary. Dr. Mavis leaned against the pile of hats and read:
January 4th: I have been shopping in town and helping William, it’s been so much fun to help make the hats! I don’t like Holly. When she serves our tea, I am always helping William in the workshop, and she glares at me. She’s just jealous of me.
May 18th: Today I was in the garden and I saw Holly’s face change into a spider! Holly hates me, and I think the spider means she is going to hurt me. My tea tastes bitter, and Holly said it was medicine, but I don’t believe her. I can see things for what they really are now and I think William can see them too.
September 20th: I am so tired of the medicine in my tea. I always feel sick after I drink it. Holly says I must stay away from William. She has turned on him and says he’s dangerous! This must have been what the rainbow I saw yesterday meant when it said she would betray us…
December 12th: I ache and I have no control of my legs. But it’s ok! I can fly! So can William, he says the unicorns told him we need to leave this place. I am so excited!
Dr. Mavis couldn’t make out any more, but she didn’t need to. “Davis,” she said, “Let’s go. I know what happened.”

What happened to Olivia, William and Holly?
 
ANSWER: Dr. Mavis first had her suspicions after seeing the workshop and pile of hats, and Olivia’s description of her hallucinations made it clear. In the time that William Pritchett lived, mercury was used in the process of hat making. William, Holly and Olivia died of mercury poisoning from prolonged exposure in the attic workshop. The symptoms include shaking, cramps, fever and hallucination. Mercury poisoning was common among professional hat makers, which is where the phrase “mad as a hatter” comes from.  
 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Lizzie wants to upload the contents of her serial killer scrapbook into an online database, however she discovers her little brother has spilled juice all over the pages. She manages to get most of them apart but five pages are almost completely unreadable. Help Lizzie get the information she needs for her database from what she remembers and what’s left of the shredded pages.

1.) The serial killer that started the earliest did not have the most victims, the one who started the latest didn’t have the least.

2.) The American had more victims than the axe murderer, who had more victims than the man who started killing in 2005. None of these had the highest or lowest body count.

3.) Either Onoprienko is the Latvian and Kumar preferred to strangle his victims; or Denke began killing in 1900 and Petrovs was the strangler.

4.) The five killers are the American, the man who shot his victims, the man with exactly 20 confirmed victims, the German, and the strangler.

5.) Of the killer who started in 2003 and the one who started in 2005, one was from India and the other has the fewest victims.

6.) Considered handsome and charismatic by his friends and collegues, Ted Bundy began either poisoning women in 1989 or bludgeoning women in 1974.

7.) The preferred methods of murder were: the method preferred by Denke, the one used by the Latvian killer, poison, the one used to kill exactly 35 confirmed victims, and the one used by the killer who began in 1989.

8.) The five countries of origin are represented by: India, the strangler, Ted Bundy, Germany and the killer who began in 1989.

9.) The man who started killing first didn’t use a gun and was not Kaspars Petrovs

10.) The Latvian was active after the shooter and the German, but before at least one other killer and none of these four men were named Bundy.

11.) Either Onoprienko was the Russian and killed the most people or Denke was the Russian and poisoned his victims.

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