WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 9th, 2025

Here’s The Story….. 
My uncle was giving me the grand tour of his house. The bathrooms had excessively 
mirrored walls but his wife preferred not to look at herself in such a compromising
position. She even went so far as to place a “modesty plant” so that it obscured the view.

Now I don’t think there is anything wrong with mirrored walls in the bathroom. 
I told my uncle: “You should be able to sit and reflect.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
 
“Expedia released their rankings of the most annoying drivers in America. For the 15th 
year in a row, the most annoying driver on the road is every driver but you. The survey 
says the least popular passengers are backseat drivers. 
I would have said carjackers.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A restaurant in China forces customers to solve complex math problems before they can 
order their meal. The restaurant has no plans to expand to the United States.” -Conan O’Brien

“New documents reveal that when Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear, the woman he sent 
it to was a cleaner, not a prostitute as previously thought. You know, because 
otherwise it would have been weird.” -Jimmy Fallon 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man went to see his doctor to go over his blood work results. As soon as he entered 
the office, the doctor said to him, “I just looked at your results. 
You’re lucky that you came in to see me today…”
The man suddenly became nervous and asked, “Why? What’s wrong with my blood work?”
“Oh nothing! It’s just that I’ll be out of the office tomorrow,” replied the doctor. 
 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  😥😥
This movie is about a grumpy, obsessive-compulsive author who has his life turned upside down
when he has to dog sit for his hospitalized neighbor.
 
Answer: “As Good As It Gets” (1997) 

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
A young lawyer, played by Keanu Reeves, joins a very powerful law firm only to discover his boss is the devil!

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
How is failure represented in the rebus below?

Options:

A) Success
B) Victory
C) Triumph
D) Accomplishment
 
ANSWER:  Failure is not an option.
 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
The case had been closed for almost one hundred years. William Pritchett and his sister Olivia, had died of a strange ailment. Their arms and legs shook violently, they had severe abdominal cramps and fever. On her deathbed Olivia accused Holly, the maid, of poisoning her and her brother. Holly told a different tale; of William and Olivia’s descent into madness and her efforts to cure them through herbs and vitamins. Holly was put on trial and convicted. When she died in jail of a similar sickness, it was assumed Holly had poisoned herself through carelessness and the case was closed.
Now, it was opened again as the relatives of those long dead battled in a civil suit. Holly’s great nephew, was suing the wealthy Pritchett family, for the pain and humiliation his family had endured. He claimed William had gone mad and poisoned both Olivia and Holly. Forensic Psychologist Stella Mavis had been called in to determine the sanity of people who lived and died before she was born. Finding little information in the ancient file, Dr. Mavis traveled to the Pritchett mansion to look over some old belongings, stored in an attic.
When she pulled up, Detective Davis was already there, talking to Maya Pritchett, daughter of William’s cousin.
Maya greeted Dr. Mavis, then showed them to the musty attic. “Most of this is William’s.” said Maya. “This was his workshop. Some woodworking but he mostly made those.” She pointed to a large stack of moldy fur hats on a trunk. “It was his hobby, but he didn’t feel it was a proper hobby for a high class gentlemen, so he worked on them up here. Underneath them is a trunk of Olivia’s.” Maya disappeared down the stairs, eager to get out of the stale air.
Detective Davis began looking through boxes of William’s clothes. Dr. Mavis moved the furs away and looked through Olivia’s trunk. Wrapped in a scarf on the bottom was a little diary. Dr. Mavis leaned against the pile of hats and read:
January 4th: I have been shopping in town and helping William, it’s been so much fun to help make the hats! I don’t like Holly. When she serves our tea, I am always helping William in the workshop, and she glares at me. She’s just jealous of me.
May 18th: Today I was in the garden and I saw Holly’s face change into a spider! Holly hates me, and I think the spider means she is going to hurt me. My tea tastes bitter, and Holly said it was medicine, but I don’t believe her. I can see things for what they really are now and I think William can see them too.
September 20th: I am so tired of the medicine in my tea. I always feel sick after I drink it. Holly says I must stay away from William. She has turned on him and says he’s dangerous! This must have been what the rainbow I saw yesterday meant when it said she would betray us…
December 12th: I ache and I have no control of my legs. But it’s ok! I can fly! So can William, he says the unicorns told him we need to leave this place. I am so excited!
Dr. Mavis couldn’t make out any more, but she didn’t need to. “Davis,” she said, “Let’s go. I know what happened.”

What happened to Olivia, William and Holly?

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