WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 18th, 2025
Here’s The Story….
My wife has these days when she wants us to “talk about things.”
On one of these occasions we were discussing our future so I asked her,
“What would you do if I die before you do?”
After some thought, she said that she’d probably look for a house-sharing
situation with two or three other single or widowed women who might be
a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.
Then she asked me, “What will you do if I die first?”
I replied, “Probably the same thing.” 😆😆
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“According to a new study, women are more attracted to men who talk less.
Which is why you often overhear women say, ‘Check out that mime.'” -Conan O’Brien
“Indonesia’s anti-drug chief is proposing that the country put narcotics offenders in
a jail on an island surrounded by crocodiles. The plan is to send the inmates food
supplies every day but they will have to survive on their own. This already
sounds like a reality TV show I would totally watch.” -James Corden
“A cellist in Oregon was arrested after police found over 100 pounds of marijuana
in his car trunk. Thankfully, when they pulled him over, he didn’t resort to violins.” -Seth Meyers
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune-tellers tent.
Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
“Ah…..” said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball.
“I see you are the father of two children.”
“That’s what you think”, the man laughed. I’m the father of THREE children.”
The woman grinned and said, “That’s what YOU think!” 😮😮
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This lady’s best friend is getting married and suddenly she realizes that she is in love with him.
She must stop him marrying and let him know how she feels about him!
Answer: “My Best Friend’s Wedding” (1997)
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!
Set in the 1950s, this ‘Neo-noir’ style movie follows three very different cops and how they go about
solving a shooting at a diner. Name this Oscar winning movie!
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Boys Billy, Lenny, and Samuel, and girls Jessica and Lindsay all go to the same school and take different classes. Each child got a different grade in a different class with a different teacher.
Kids: Billy, Lenny, Samuel, Jessica, and Lindsay
Teachers: Mr. Briggs, Mrs. Cooper, Mrs. Minn, Mr. Bobo, and Mrs. Runner
Grades: A, B, C, A-, and D
Subjects: Math, English, Science, History, and Physical Ed.
- The 2 people who got A’s have names that end in Y.
- The math student got a similar grade to Billy, but a little lower.
- Mrs. Runner was sad to hand out a D to her student.
- The C student loved her field trips, but isn’t a good test taker.
- The Physical Education teacher is a male teaching a female, while the math teacher is female and teaches a male student.
- Jessica and Lindsay didn’t get the highest or lowest grades out of the group; they got either a B or a C.
- Mr. Bobo was the best Science teacher at the school, but Lenny didn’t have him.
- Samuel really didn’t want to show his parents his report card because of the low grade he got from Mrs. Runner.
- Mrs. Minn’s history class was the only class that had field trips and Lindsay loved them!
ANSWER: Billy/Science/A/Mr. Bobo
Jessica/Physical Education/B/Mr. Briggs
Lenny/Math/A-/Mrs. Cooper
Lindsay/History/C/Mrs. Minn
Samuel/English/D/Mrs. Runner
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
“I know we should have called the police,” Eric Wembly admitted as he nursed a bump on the back of his head. “But the kidnapper said he’d kill my brother if we did. And it’s not like we couldn’t afford the ransom.”
John Wembly, the elder son of Jonas Wembly, had been missing since Tuesday. On Wednesday morning, a lone kidnapper telephoned the mansion and made his demands. The younger Wembly son, Eric, was to bring the money in unmarked bills in a duffel bag. He was to take a specific route from the mansion, parking in a downtown lot and carrying the bag through an alley to a drop site in a nearby park.
The normally cheap Jonas Wembly was frantic and willingly agreed to the terms. A midnight pay-off. Half a million dollars. And no police.
“I was halfway through the alley,” Eric testified, “when I heard footsteps. Before I could turn around, I was hit on the head. I fell down. But it didn’t quite knock me out. I could see his back by the light of a streetlamp. Never got to see his front. He was running away with the duffel bag. A tall guy with white sneakers. He was wearing blue jeans and a dark cardigan. Sorry I can’t be more specific.”
In the case’s one lucky break, a police officer came across Eric shortly after the attack. He called in the crime and a patrol car responded immediately. Two suspicious-looking characters were apprehended in the vicinity, both resembling Eric’s description.
“So, I was running,” Petey Bordon said angrily. He had been found two blocks from the attack and started running as soon as he saw the patrol car. Petey had a string of priors, all misdemeanors. “I’m on parole,” he admitted, “And I was carrying a knife — for my own protection at night. That’s a violation. Can you wonder why I ran away?”
The second suspect was Arnie Acker, a homeless drifter. “I wasn’t even wearing this sweater,” he protested as he unbuttoned his moth-eaten cardigan. “I picked it out of the garbage just before you guys pulled me in.”
“We didn’t find money on either one of ’em,” the chief of police told Jonas Wembly. “And we didn’t find the duffel bag. But I got a pretty good idea what happened. Don’t worry. We’ll get your son back.”
Who kidnapped John Wembly?
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