WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 30th, 2025

Here’s The Story….
A man just returned from traveling around the USA for a year. He had a lot of stories to tell. 
Here is one of them. It seems he was looking for a bank and stopped to ask directions. 
The man he asked replied “Just drive down this road about 5 miles and then turn left at the Stop n Go.”
He drove 5 miles, then 6, then 7. At about 10 miles down he stopped for directions again. 
The man he asked replied, “Just go back down this road about 5 miles and turn right at the Stop n Go”
He headed out again but still had no luck. When he got back to where he had started, he stopped again. 
When he asked for directions, the answer was exactly the same. This time Jim asked, “Could you describe 
the Stop n Go for me?” The man gave him a funny look and said “It’s on a pole. 
It’s got a red light on the top, a Green light on the bottom…” 😮😮😮 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A woman in Colorado was cited for property damage after she used a 7-Eleven 
microwave to heat up a urine sample, and it exploded. The 7-Eleven owner was 
like, ‘Lady, if you wanted hot urine, you could’ve just poured yourself a coffee.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A New Hampshire man who went hiking and was reported missing by his wife now 
owes the government thousands of dollars for the search effort, because when they 
found him, he had been staying in a luxury hotel. He has to pay thousands of dollars – 
and that’s just for eating the macadamia nuts from the mini-bar.” -James Corden

“Einstein Bros. Bagels shop is now serving mac and cheese bagels. So if you love 
bagels, and you love mac and cheese, I hope you have a great personality.” -Seth Meyers
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The minister’s wife was a wonder at conserving food and rarely had to throw away 
a bit of it. At one meal she gave her pastor husband nothing but leftovers that the 
parson viewed with great disdain. He began to pick at the food, causing his wife to 
say, “Dear, you forgot the blessing.” “Listen, sweetheart, if you can show me one item 
that hasn’t been blessed at least two times, I can’t see what another prayer can do for it.” 
 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about four Vietnam vets returning for their squad leader’s remains.

 Answer:   Da 5 Bloods! 

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about two elf brothers questing for an artifact.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
From wood it’s made,
From string it’s made,
It floats upon the wind.
It’s made by one,
It’s made by many,
From hands and mouths it spins.
A score without a game.
A staff not for the lame.
With seven letters tamed.
With five letters named

ANSWER:  Music!

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎

The Devil, on a soul quest, came across an elder Monk with a reputation for soul saving. But this man of the cloth also had a stronger local reputation for fine wines and a game of chance now and then. The Monk’s soul saving in this province was of note down below and the Devil himself was here to deal with this monk.

The Devil found the Monk at work on a roasted leg of mutton and nearly empty bottle of extremely fine brandy after vespers. Introductions were made when the Devil produced an even finer, dusty bottle of Cognac. The two talked and argued past the curfew bell, night prayer and even past the toiling for morning prayers. The Monk noticed early on that this bottle of especially fine brandy never emptied. Cup after cup of this heavenly smooth spirit flowed from this one bottle. Knowing of devil trickery was one thing, but there was no denying the rich spirited taste of this fine ambrosia. “If only the rivers in Heaven flowed so smoothly”, thought the Monk.

And for his part, giving the Devil his due, the Devil knew he now could tempt the Monk.

“A simple wager, Monk; find a task that I cannot do that any of your poor, humble mass of morality can perform and this very bottle is yours.”

“And if you can then…”

“Yes old man, your soul is mine.”

The Monk thought deeply, then drank one last time from this never emptying bottle, for courage, rose and took the Devil’s hand in a solemn pledge and agreed.

A bit surprised but delighted, the Devil had to boast, “I am stronger, faster, and smarter than any mortal. I can go anywhere and return in the blink of an eye. I have seen all and know everything. There are no secrets that I don’t know, no places or things that I cannot find. There is nothing that I can’t do, or nothing I can’t be, that your common mortals can. Your wager is lost, and I’ll gladly take it old Monk. But know this; my death and salvation long ago were decided.”

“Fear not, Devil, Heaven nor I wish your soul; nor wish you to simply return from which you came. That would be too simple. Now, if I heard you correctly, you can go any place?”

“Any place, Monk; even to end of the universe and return. There is nothing I can’t do!”

However, the Monk did give the Devil a task that he could not do; a task that mortals often perform. What was the task?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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