WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 6th, 2025
Here’s The Story…….
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA
experiment on sending women to different planets.
First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
“If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?”
After pondering the question she answered, “I would like to go to Mars
because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extraterrestrial life on the planet.”
They said, “well okay, thank you.” And told her that they would get back to her.
Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question.
In reply, “I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings.” Again, “thank you” and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead.
She thought for a while and replied, “I would like to go to the sun.”
The people from NASA replied, “why, don’t you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?”
The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips.
“Are you guys dumb? I’d go at night!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“NASA announced that it has finally discovered water on Mars. When they heard,
Americans were like, ‘Eh, tell us when they discover beer.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“A woman in Italy recently married herself in a ceremony that included a three-layer
wedding cake, bridesmaids, and 70 guests. Did I say guests? I meant cats. 70 cats.” -Seth Meyers
“The other day in Australia, a wedding took place inside a Costco. Because it was Costco,
the groom came home with 12 brides.” -Conan O’Brien
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I had given our daughter, who was 15 at the time, a driver’s manual. On the way to
town one day, I was coaching her as I drove. I told her to study her book so as
to be ready when it came time to get her drivers permit.
“Oh,” she said, “I already know everything in the book.”
“You do?” I returned.
“Yep,” she said, very smugly.
I thought, “OK, I’ll give her a hard one.” So I asked her, “How many feet does it
take to stop the car if you are driving 60 miles an hour and have to slam on the brakes real hard?”
“One,” she replied.
“What?” I asked.
“One?!” She repeated her answer and then because of the confused look on my face,
she added, “You always told me never to use my left foot on the brakes, only use my right one.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is a portrayal of a man struggling with a debilitating alcohol addiction.
ANSWER: “The Lost Weekend” (1945)
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a charming but troubled alcoholic father in a struggling Irish American family.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
There are many four–letter words that can be formed by combining two US State abbreviations.
For example: Journey on horseback = RIDE which is RI (Rhode Island) + DE (Delaware).
See if you can figure these out:
- Single sheet of glass
- Large number of
- Mount Vesuvius output
- Diamond in the rough
- Lacking moisture
- Walk through water
ANSWER: 1. PANE = Pennsylvania + Nebraska - MANY = Massachusetts + New York
- LAVA = Louisiana + Virginia
- COAL = Colorado + Alabama
- ARID = Arkansas + Idaho
- WADE = Washington + Delaware
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
- Soapsuds -> Woodworking machine
- Discover -> Fish part
- Glue -> Gone before
- Dismissed from the mind -> Do without
- Boast -> Supporting undergarment
- Woman -> Boy
- A harsh, rumbling sound -> Become larger
- Area cut by a scythe’s swing -> Hit swiftly
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