WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 20th, 2025
Here’s The Story…….
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3 AM.
“I’m not getting out of bed at this time”, he thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows.
“Aren’t you going to answer that?” says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door and there is man standing at the door.
It didn’t take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
“Hi there,” slurs the stranger, “can you give me a push?”
“No, get lost, it’s 3 AM. I was in bed,” says the man and slams the door.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, “Dave,
that wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring
rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on
that man’s house to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost?”
“But the guy was drunk.” says the husband.
“It doesn’t matter.” says the wife.
“He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him.”
So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts,
“Hey, do you still want a push?” and he hears a voice cry out “Yeah please.”
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?”
And the stranger replies: “I’m over here, on your swing.”😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Today was Star Wars Day, because the day was May Fourth, as in ‘May the fourth
be with you.” And now, it’s technically May Fifth, Cinco de Mayo, as in
‘May the fifth margarita be in you.'” -James Corden
“Scientists have developed a new kind of robot that is able to shoot a gun.
In fact, earlier today, I was carjacked by my Roomba.” -Conan O’Brien
“A couple in Michigan is being sued for $2 million after they burned down their
apartment complex while trying to cook a squirrel with a blowtorch. I’m not an
accountant, but it SOUNDS like they might not have $2 million.” -Seth Meyers
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,
“You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Do you mind talking to me for
a couple of minutes?” The woman replied, “Uh, why?” The man said, “Because every
time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a lazy party animal who is the son of a wealthy owner of Callahan Auto, that specializes in brake pads. It takes Tommy seven years to earn his Bachelor’s Degree, but once he does, he is offered an executive job by his father.
ANSWER: “Tommy Boy” is a 1995 film that stars Chris Farley!
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a boy who, due to a rare disorder known as Werner syndrome, ages much faster than a normal child, and by the age of 10 looks like a 40 year old man.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
A little shop in New York is called The Seven Bells, yet it has eight bells hanging outside. Why?
ANSWER: It was originally a mistake, but the shopkeeper found that so many people came into his
shop to point out the mistake that it increased his business.
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Can you uncover what each group of three has in common?
- doughnut
notebook
golf course - turtle
peanut
oyster - brown
polar
Kodiak - cough
tear
rain - soap
granola
candy
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