WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 28th, 2025
 
Here’s The Story…….
No one is more cautious than a first-time parent. 
After our daughter was big enough 
to ride on the back of my bicycle, I bought a special carrier with 
a seat belt and got her a little helmet.

The day of the first ride I put her in the seat, double-checked all the equipment, 
wheeled the bike to the end of the driveway, carefully looked both ways and, 
swinging my leg up over the crossbar, 
accidentally kicked her right in the chin. 😮😮😆 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 “A prop phaser gun from the Star Trek TV show recently sold for $231,000 at an 
auction making it the most expensive thing you can point at someone 
right before they beat the crap out of you.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Teachers at nine universities are using a new technology that can tell if students 
are actually reading their textbooks. Let me save you some time. They’re not.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A new study came out that shows that the germiest place in your kitchen is the 
refrigerator’s vegetable drawer. After hearing this, most Americans said, 
‘We have a vegetable drawer?'” -Conan O’Brien
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours in the boat, 
the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.
He asked his father, “How does this boat float?”
The father thought for a moment, then replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father, 
“How do fish breathe underwater?”
Once again the father replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
A little later the boy asked his father, “Why is the sky blue?”
gain, the father replied. “Don’t rightly know, son.”
Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says, 
“Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”
“Of course not, son. If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn anything!”
 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a high school state bowling champion with a lot of promise.

ANSWER:  “Kingpin” is a 1996 movie starring Woody Harrelson!

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie features a basketball superstar and many members of the cartoon group known as the “Looney Tunes”. 

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Jesse James’ lesser known brother, Eddie has also decided to take up robbing banks for a living. 
He is unfortunately a little slow and has forgotten to bring the dynamite to blow open the safe!

Using logic, the following clues and a large amount of patience, can you figure out the 10 digit number to crack the safe?

*All digits from 0 to 9 are used exactly once.

*The sum of the 2nd, 5th, 6th and 8th digits is a single digit number.

*The 4th digit is a perfect square.

*The 3rd digit is 1.

*The sum of the 4th and 7th digits is a perfect square.

*The value of the 10th digit is twice that of the 2nd.

*The product of the 4th and 6th digits is equal to that of the 10th and 2nd digits.

*The 5 is next to the 6 but not the 4.
 
ANSWER:  8 3 1 9 4 2 7 0 5 6
 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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