WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 4th, 2025
Here’s The Story…..
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the “Chicken Surprise”.
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she
briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
“Good grief, did you see that?” she asks her husband. He hadn’t, so she asks him
to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and
he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down..
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening,
and demands an explanation.
“Please sir,” says the waiter, “what did you order?”
The husband replies, “Chicken Surprise.”
“Ah! So sorry,” says the waiter, “I bring you Peeking Duck.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“In the world of healthcare, the FDA has approved the first pill with a digital sensor
that signals doctors when patients have taken their medicine. The doctors say they
invented the pill to make sure that their patients are taking their medication. I still
think it would be more effective if they went with my plan of making all pills taste
like Cool Ranch Doritos.” -James Corden
“A Florida man is refusing to give up his ’emotional support squirrel’ even though his
condo association is threatening to evict him. Of course it’s stressful times like these
when the comforting embrace of a squirrel helps the most.” -Seth Meyers
“A federal court just ruled that sharing your Netflix password is now a federal crime.
So if you’ve been looking for a way to send your parents to prison,
here’s your chance.” -Jimmy Fallon
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A young college girl came running in tears to her father.
“Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!” she cried.
“I did? What did I tell you?” said the dad.
“You told me to put my money in that big bank,
and now that big bank is in trouble.”
“What are you talking about? That’s one of the largest banks
in the world,” he said. “Surely there must be some mistake.”
“I don’t think so,” she sniffed. “They just returned one of my
checks with a note saying, ‘Insufficient Funds’.” 😮😮
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a boy, who accidentally finds a board game at a construction site,
and takes it home and plays with a friend.
ANSWER: “Jumanji” is a 1995 fantasy adventure movie about a boy named Alan Parrish!
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
A medical student gets in trouble when he tries to treat patients with humor and understanding,
rather than cold logic.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
A blind man drives up to a house, gets out of the car and goes up to the door with a package.
The homeowner takes the package and gives the blind man a check.
The blind man then drives away. What was in the package?
ANSWER: The people bought blinds and the blind man delivered them.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
A local radio station had announced a competition: cook the best three course meal and you and your fellow chefs could win a trip to Hawaii! Each team must have five entrants, and must consist of an entree, a main and a dessert.
Five people now stood in Mr Black’s kitchen arguing over whose recipes should be used. Each person had brought their three recipes with them and placed them on the table. Unfortunately Mr Black had not closed the window to the kitchen and a gush of wind rushed through and blew all the recipes off the table and jumbled them together.
Can you work out which person owned which recipes?
There are:
First Names: Kate, John, James, Matthew, Melissa
Last names: Green, Brown, White, Blue, Black
Entree: beef sausages, sausage rolls, leek soup, garlic bread, garlic shrimp.
Mains: trout and potato, spaghetti bolognaise, cheese souffle, steak and vegetables, chicken salad.
Desserts: chocolate mousse, ice cream, fruit salad, lemon meringue pie, apple pie.
- The five people were: Kate, Mr Black, the one who had spaghetti bolognaise, the one who had chocolate mousse and the one who had garlic shrimp.
- Mr Green did not have any fruit or vegetables with his meals.
- No one had both the seafood items.
- Miss White did not have any meat in her recipes.
- Miss Blue only likes to use white meat in her recipes.
- The person who had garlic bread also had ice cream.
- The woman who had the cheese souffle did not have any garlic entrees.
- The man who had the chocolate mousse had fish in one of his dishes
- Matthew’s main dish contained pasta.
- The woman with the garlic shrimp had salad with her main meal.
- Neither James nor Matthew had fruit in their dessert.
- John Black had red meat in both his main meal and his entree.
- Mr Green did not have meat in his entree.
- The man who had apple pie for dessert also had beef sausages as an entree.
- Melissa had a pie for dessert.
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