WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 17th, 2025
 
Here’s The Story……
A New York judge is ready to go through the day’s business and he is very rushed. 
The first case up involves an elderly Jewish gentleman with a long beard, payos, the works.

The judge, without asking a question, says to the clerk: “Quick… get me a translator.”

Translator shows up and the judge says: “Ask him what his name is, how old is he and where does he come from?”

The translator says: “Die judge vilt vissen, vos is dein namen, vie alt bist du, and fun vie kumst du?”

The old man smiles, looks at the judge and says in perfect English with a British accent: 
“Your Honour. My name is Sir Chaim Ginsbug. I shall be 82 next Thursday and I’ve come from England 
where I hold the chair of Hebrew Philosophy at Oxford University.”

The translator turns to the judge and says: “Ehr zukt, ehr is Sir Chaim Ginsburg, ehr is tzwei und 
achtzig yur alt, und ehr is, mit sach Yiddish philisoph, areingekummen vun Oxford.” 😲😲
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“There’s a new workout where people crawl like a baby. It’s a new thing, because it strengthens 
your core while working your shoulders and hips. In response, babies were like, 
‘Have you seen our bodies?'” -Jimmy Fallon

“Here in California, some Starbucks stores have begun selling beer and wine. When asked why, 
a spokesperson for Starbucks said, ‘Because sober people don’t buy Michael Buble CDs.'” -Conan O’Brien

“Apple’s top designer has created a special Christmas tree that does not feature any lights or decorations. 
Said the designer, ‘I didn’t know this was due today.'” -Seth Meyers
 
 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man tell his friend, “I went to my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking.”
“What did he say?”
“He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate.”
“Did that do any good?”
“No, I can’t get the chocolate to light.”
 
 
 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie follows a Nazi Party member and German citizen who saved the lives of over 1,200 
Jews from the Holocaust by employing them in his factory.
 
Answer: Schindler’s List!

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a man who loses his vision as a seven year old and is forced to learn to function as a 
disabled black man in a poor and segregationist, American society.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Sam Rottenegger got some free tickets to go and see his least favorite band. Sam, feeling a little unruly, stopped at the corner store so he could bring a 1/2 dozen eggs with him to the concert. The concert was packed and the tunes were so loud that Sam could hardly stand it. He started making his way through the crowd when one of the eggs broke in his pocket and ran down the inside of his shirt. Sam squirmed with disgust but thought how great it would be to see that yellow ooze on the band members. It took him 60 grueling minutes to make his way close enough to launch his attack. Sam chucked one right at the bass player but it just bounced off him without breaking. “Odd,” Sam thought, but every one of the 4 eggs he threw just landed unbroken. He never got to throw the 5th as security removed Sam promptly. Sam, now half deaf, bruised, battered, and confused looked closely at the egg and noticed it wasn’t exactly raw anymore. Frustrated, Sam chucked the egg over his shoulder hitting an Officer who gladly gave him a free nights stay at the Bars Inn.
So what happened to the eggs that caused them not to break? Note that they were totally raw when he brought them in .

Answer:  High volume sound waves at certain frequencies can cause the proteins in an egg to stick together almost like when it is boiled. 
Thus the eggs bounced like a hard boiled egg instead of breaking.
 
 

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A bridge was guarded by an evil troll. The troll was very intelligent, but he was also a coward. He was afraid of anyone smarter than him. So every time anyone tried to cross the bridge, the troll would set up a test. If the traveler passed the test, he would be allowed to cross. Otherwise, the troll would eat him.

Three travelers, Al, Ben and Carl, came across the bridge. The troll told them, “You may only cross my bridge if you know the password.” He wrote five three-letter words on a rock. The five words were HOE, OAR, PAD, TOE, and VAT.

He then said, “I will tell each of you a different letter from the password. If you know what the password is, I will let you pass. But don’t tell anyone else your letter.” He then whispered a letter from the password to each traveler so that neither of the other two could hear him.

Then the troll asked Al, “Do you know what the password is?” “Yes,” said Al, and the troll let him pass.

Then the troll asked Ben, “Do you know what the password is?” “Yes,” said Ben, and the troll let him pass.

Then the troll asked Carl, “Do you know what the password is?” “Yes,” said Carl, and the troll let him pass.

So, what is the password?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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