Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 18th, 2025
 
Here’s The Story……
Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interrogate callers who are in various states 
of panic so I can send the appropriate emergency equipment.
One day a woman called to say that a family member had fallen and needed to go 
to a hospital. After finding out where she lived and assuring her that the paramedics 
would arrive shortly, I asked her, “Do you know what caused the fall?”
“No,” the woman nervously replied. “What?” 😢😢 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I read about a woman from California who is driving by herself across the country to 
visit every single Costco in the U.S. So far, she’s traveled 2,000 miles – 
and that was just walking through one Costco.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Pope Francis has warned the media to stop spreading false information. Or as the media 
reported it, ‘World’s Top Rabbi Says ‘Keep Up the Good Work!'” -Conan O’Brien

“Today in 1884, the Washington Monument was completed, and if George Washington were 
here today to see it he would probably say, ‘That looks nothing like me.'” -Seth Meyers

 
 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While doing a crossword puzzle, I asked for my husband’s help.
“The word is eight letters long and starts with ‘m’, and the clue is ‘tiresome sameness.'”
“Monogamy,” he answered. 😲😲

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a man who loses his vision as a seven year old and is forced to learn to function as a
disabled black man in a poor and segregationist, American society.

Answer: Ray!
  
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie details the life of a lead singer and face of the English rock band.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
A bridge was guarded by an evil troll. The troll was very intelligent, but he was also a coward. He was afraid of anyone smarter than him. So every time anyone tried to cross the bridge, the troll would set up a test. If the traveler passed the test, he would be allowed to cross. Otherwise, the troll would eat him.

Three travelers, Al, Ben and Carl, came across the bridge. The troll told them, “You may only cross my bridge if you know the password.” He wrote five three-letter words on a rock. The five words were HOE, OAR, PAD, TOE, and VAT.

He then said, “I will tell each of you a different letter from the password. If you know what the password is, I will let you pass. But don’t tell anyone else your letter.” He then whispered a letter from the password to each traveler so that neither of the other two could hear him.

Then the troll asked Al, “Do you know what the password is?” “Yes,” said Al, and the troll let him pass.

Then the troll asked Ben, “Do you know what the password is?” “Yes,” said Ben, and the troll let him pass.

Then the troll asked Carl, “Do you know what the password is?” “Yes,” said Carl, and the troll let him pass.

So, what is the password?

Answer:  The password was HOE.

The only letters unique to one of the five words were D, H, P, R, and V. One of these letters must have been Al’s, since he could determine the password. The only word without any of these letters is TOE. So the password could not have been TOE.

Ben knew this and now had four words to think of. The only letters unique to one word were D, E, H, P, R, T, and V. The password must have contained at least two unique letters, one for Al and the other for Ben, since they were both able to determine the password. The only word with only one of these letters was OAR. So OAR could not have been the password.

Carl knew this and now had three words to think of. The only letters unique to one word were D, E, H, O, P, T, and V. The password must have included three of these letters, since all three were able to determine the password. The only one of the three words containing three such letters was HOE, so this must have been the password.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
With my mates I toil day by day
But never do I complain

I speak up if I have words to say
and have an agile brain

I rarely sniffle or blow my nose
A medical man I am not

I do not yawn or try to doze
Can you name me with the info you’ve got?

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