WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 21st, 2025
 
Honest Brand Slogans

Hallmark: “When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by a corporation.”

Ritz crackers: “Tiny, edible plates.”

CliffsNotes: “They’re still going to know you didn’t read the book.”

Gillette: “We’re just going to keep adding blades.”

ChapStick: “You’ll misplace it before the tube’s empty.”

Hot Pockets: “Every bite is a different temperature.” 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I think the bottom-line difference between being single and married is this: 
When you’re single you’re as happy as you are. When you’re married, you 
can only be as happy as the least happy person in the house.” –Tom Hertz

My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled 
to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. 
My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”
The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”

I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive 
procedure,” the anesthesiologist reassured me. I started to feel better until 
he continued, “Heck, you have a better chance of dying 
from the anesthesia than the surgery.”

 
 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the bathroom, 
I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restrooms.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: ‘Hi, how are you?’

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and 
I don’t know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ‘Doin’ just fine.’

And the other person says: ‘So what are you up to?’

What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too 
bizarre so I say: ‘Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling.’

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can 
when I hear another question. ‘Can I come over?’

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just 
be polite and end the conversation. I tell them ‘No, I’m a little busy right now!’

Then I hear the person say nervously… ‘Listen, I’ll have to call you back. 
There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps talking to me.’ 😮😮

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a ship commander whose vessel is taken over 
my Somali pirates off the coast of the horns of Africa.

Answer: Captain Phillips!  
 
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie follows Pi, a young Indian man who was the victim of a shipwreck, who survived by staying on a small lifeboat with several animals, including a full grown tiger.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
 My great-grandmother was exceptional from first to last. She was the first baby born in the state in 1851. She was almost the first centenarian in the family, but she died in 1950, one day before her 100th birthday.
The cause of her death was not unusual; thousands of people died of the same cause that year and also in previous years. Her death was exceptional because she was the last person ever to die from that cause in the United States.
What was the cause of death?

Answer: Old age.
No American has died of old age since 1951. Old age was “cured” at a Public Health Conference on Records and Statistics. All state and federal agencies were ordered to adopt a standard list of 130 contributing and underlying causes of death. In 1951, the list deleted “old age” as a cause of death. 
There is still some debate over whether old age is an appropriate cause of death. If someone dies peacefully in their sleep at age 95, one or several organs may have shut down, but isn’t the underlying cause old age?
 

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Can you take three letters away from a four-letter word and manage to have it mean the same thing?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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