Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 4rd, 2025

Here’s The Story…… 
I have my changed my system for labeling homemade freezer meals. I used to carefully 
note in large clear letters, “Meatloaf” or “Pot Roast” or “Steak and Vegetables or 
“Chicken and Dumplings” or “Beef Pot Pie.”
However, I used to get frustrated when I asked my husband what he wanted for dinner 
because he never asked for any of those things. So, I decided to stock the 
freezer with what he really likes.
If you look in my freezer now you’ll see a whole new set of labels. You’ll find dinners 
with neat little tags that say: “Whatever,” “Anything,” “I Don’t Know,” “I Don’t Care,” 
“Something Good,” or “Food.” My frustration is now reduced because no matter what 
my husband replies when I ask him what he wants for dinner, I know that it is there waiting.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 “It is Fleet Week here in New York City. Over 4,000 service members come to New York City 
during Fleet Week. So if you see a lot of people happy to be off a giant ship, they’re either 
sailors or they just got off a Carnival Cruise.” -Jimmy Fallon

“According to a new study, there have been more deaths this year from selfie-related incidents 
than there have been from shark attacks. Good.” -Seth Meyers

“The electronics company LG identified a new phenomenon called low-battery anxiety. People 
become nervous, distracted, and frustrated when their phones are about to die. If you are not 
familiar with low-battery anxiety, it’s a real condition that primarily affects 
people with no actual problems.” -James Corden

 
 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“Are you all right?” my seatmate on the plane asked, 
after noticing tears roll down my cheeks.
“I’m flying my husband’s ashes home for burial,” I explained, 
“and it just struck me that this will be our last trip together.”
“I know how you feel,” she said. “I had my horse for 20 years 
and just put him to sleep last week.” 😮😮
 
 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is based on the tale of Perseus in Greek mythology. 

Answer:  ‘Clash of the Titans’, starring Harry Hamlin, was first released in 1981 and was later 
remade in 2010, featuring Sam Worthington. 
 
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a hometown ex-high school quarterback! 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
This one is a “mental” exercise – don’t use paper and scissors – just imagine in your mind:

Take a sheet of paper – any size that you happened to have (remember, just imagine this paper). Now fold this sheet of paper in half and now fold it in half again, at right angles to the first fold. Now you have four thicknesses of paper. Now imagine you use scissors and cut through all four thicknesses, right down the middle of the paper, parallel to the first fold you made. Now, imagine, how many pieces of paper do you have now? Don’t get paper and scissors to solve this one – try to picture this in your mind!
 
Answer: You will have 3 pieces of paper after the cut. It won’t matter which direction you make the cut with the scissors – you’ll end up with 3 pieces of paper. Don’t believe it? Now go get the paper and scissors and actually do this – you’ll see!
 

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
One day, a college student named Tina walked into her logic class and waited for her fun day of logic once again. Finally the professor, Professor C. D. Rock, walked in saying, “I just went through some stuff and stumbled upon an old family tree, that belonged to my grandparents, that gave me an idea. I have here a few clues, and you have to use them to figure out their family tree!”

Tina then gets the clues, and tries to work them out. Unfortunately this puzzle is a little harder than the normal ones Professor C. D. Rock gives out. Can you help her?

The family tree consists of two grandparents, who had 3 children, each of whom get married and have 2 children.

Males: Cole, Cristian, Jason, Neil, and Steve
Females: Amanda, Ashley, Beth, Erin, Kaitlyn, Katherine, Makayla, Payton, and Tammy

Clues:

  1. One of Makayla’s cousins is Jason’s son.
  2. One of Ashley’s aunts is Tammy.
  3. Tammy’s brother-in-law is Neil’s son.
  4. Kaitlyn’s sister is Ashley’s cousin.
  5. Ashley’s uncle, Steve, is Erin’s brother-in-law.
  6. The three uncles are Payton’s dad, Cristian, and Katherine’s son.
  7. The three aunts are Kaitlyn’s mom, Ashley’s mom, and Cristian’s sister-in-law.
  8. Jason’s brother is Ashley’s dad.
  9. Amanda’s sister is Steve’s niece.
  10. Beth is not Cole’s aunt.

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