Here’s The Story…..
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said,
“Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults
and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him,
“We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his father and said,
“You lied to me! Mommy said we came from monkeys.”
His father replied, “No, your mother was talking about her side of the family.” 😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“An Italian winery is releasing five limited-edition bottles of Hello Kitty-themed
wine for the holiday season. Its the perfect gift for your alcoholic niece.” -Seth Meyers
“Two hundred cows recently died in a field in Wisconsin. Nobody knows the cause
of death, but they suspect boredom.” -Conan O’Brien
“A brewery in Oregon is coming out with a new Sriracha-flavored beer. That’s right,
beer that tastes like hot sauce. They said it’s the perfect beverage for finding out if
you’re an alcoholic: ‘There’s only one beer left and it has hot sauce in it
- just give it to me!'” -Jimmy Fallon
VISIT MY ELECTRONIC STORE FOR GREAT SALES: https://xgcspc-vw.myshopify.com/
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man is sitting in a fancy restaurant when his food finally arrives at his table.
As the plate is being served the man notices the waiter has
his thumb resting on the edge of his steak.
“Umm, excuse me,” the man says,
“but I couldn’t help but notice you had your thumb on my steak.”
“Yes, I know, sir,” the waiter responds, “but I didn’t want to drop it again.” 😮😮
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a “Bug” who came to earth to take Orion’s belt, which contained a galaxy.
Answer: “Men in Black”, directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, was released in 1997.
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a couple dying in an overheated spring.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Below are incomplete words. Replace the letters in each bracket so that you can complete the
word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.
Indivi ( _ _ _ _ ) ity
Din ( _ _ _ ) ve
Can ( _ _ _ ) lar
Bru ( _ _ _ ) ly
L ( _ _ _ ) litude
Answer: Individual – duality
Dinner – nerve
Cancel – cellar
Brutal – tally
Lamp – amplitude
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
It’s prom week and 5 friends are going to hang out as a group with their dates. The boys all tried to match their dates’ dresses, they each picked their dates up at different times, and after prom they all went separate ways with their dates.
Guys- Joey, Mauricio, Damian, Brian, and Pierre
Dates- Zoe, Rhonda, Renee, Cloe, and Ashley
Times of pick up- 5:45, 6:00, 6:15, 6:30, and 7:30
Dress colors- Black, White, Red, Purple, Teal
After the Prom- Watched a movie with date’s family at home, Went to a huge party, Went out to dinner, Went to a club, Went to the beach for a walk.
- Mauricio asked Rhonda, but she told him she already had a date. So he asked her sister instead, and she accepted.
- Pierre and his date were the only ones late to prom. Because they were late, they ended up fighting and Ashley decided not to go out to dinner with him afterwards.
- Damian’s date wore a red dress. Joey’s date wore black.
- Zoe’s date did not pick her up first or last. However she did not want to go to a party or a club after prom.
- Mauricio who is never late to anything, always early, picked up his date and made sure he gave her a white flower, and had a great time at the dance.
6.Joey couldn’t decide between Rhonda and Renee since they were sisters, so he made sure he asked one of the other girls. - Brian didn’t really even want to go to the prom. He likes to stay at home, hang out with the family and watch movies, so he wasn’t too quick on picking up his date. He figured the later the better, however he did not want to be late.
- Rhonda and her date were a on again, off again couple, and when they dated, they spent tons of time at the beach. It was always their favorite spot.
- Zoe wore a purple dress last year to prom and went there with Brian. They did not have a good time, so Brian did not want his date to wear purple and did not want his date to be Zoe again.
- Mauricio and Pierre are the big party guys of the group, hardly ever stay with one girl, while the rest of the guys are the romantics. Mauricio’s brother works at a club, and even though that’s where he spends many weekends, did not feel like going to one on prom night, but he wanted to party.
- Damian picked up his red-hot date at a quarter after six.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
RECOMMENDED WEBSITE LINKS:
https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
CHECK THIS BOOK OUT online at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FF669PT/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1531337765&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Banquet+Servers+Hand+Guide#, Amazon.com: The Banquet Servers Hand Guide (Basic) eBook: Euclid Strayhorn: Kindle Store. 😳😳
The World According to the Eucman! 