WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 16th, 2025
Here’s The Story…..
We had been up in the attic together doing some cleaning. The kids uncovered
an old manual typewriter and asked, “Hey Mom…what’s this?”
“Oh, that’s an old typewriter,” she answered, thinking that would satisfy their curiosity.
“Well what does it do?” they asked.
“I’ll show you,” she said and returned with a blank piece of paper. She rolled the paper
into the typewriter and began striking the keys, leaving black letters of print on the page.
“WOW!” they exclaimed, “that’s really cool…but how does it work like that? Where do you plug it in?”
“There is no plug,” she answered. “It doesn’t need a plug.”
“Then where do you put the batteries?” they persisted.
“It doesn’t need batteries either.” she continued.
“Wow! This is so cool!” they exclaimed.
“Someone should have invented this a long time ago!” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Police are looking for a woman who stole $3,000 worth of cat-grooming supplies
at an airport baggage carousel. Police describe the suspect as ‘single.'” -Seth Meyers
“For a lot of children, the party known as summer is over. Don’t worry, kids. School
will end eventually and then you’ll get to go to a different kind of school called work,
and it only ends when you get old and die.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“In Saudi Arabia, a 14-year-old boy was detained for dancing to the Macarena. You know,
I don’t say this often but I’m going to side with the Saudi government on this one.” -Conan O’Brien
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
On my 40th birthday I waltzed out of my bedroom dressed
in an old outfit I dug out of the back of the closet.
“I wore this on my 30th birthday! I guess that means my wardrobe
is ten years old,” I said to my husband, hoping he’d take the hint
and buy me some clothes as a present.
“Or,” he offered instead, “it means when you were 30
you had the body of a 40-year-old.” 😮😮
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a couple dying in an overheated spring.
Answer: “Dante’s Peak”, directed by Roger Donaldson, was released in 1997!
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a cyborg that was sent from the future back to 1984!
Monday’s Quizzler is….
It’s prom week and 5 friends are going to hang out as a group with their dates. The boys all tried to match their dates’ dresses, they each picked their dates up at different times, and after prom they all went separate ways with their dates.
Guys- Joey, Mauricio, Damian, Brian, and Pierre
Dates- Zoe, Rhonda, Renee, Cloe, and Ashley
Times of pick up- 5:45, 6:00, 6:15, 6:30, and 7:30
Dress colors- Black, White, Red, Purple, Teal
After the Prom- Watched a movie with date’s family at home, Went to a huge party, Went out to dinner, Went to a club, Went to the beach for a walk.
- Mauricio asked Rhonda, but she told him she already had a date. So he asked her sister instead, and she accepted.
- Pierre and his date were the only ones late to prom. Because they were late, they ended up fighting and Ashley decided not to go out to dinner with him afterwards.
- Damian’s date wore a red dress. Joey’s date wore black.
- Zoe’s date did not pick her up first or last. However she did not want to go to a party or a club after prom.
- Mauricio who is never late to anything, always early, picked up his date and made sure he gave her a white flower, and had a great time at the dance.
6.Joey couldn’t decide between Rhonda and Renee since they were sisters, so he made sure he asked one of the other girls. - Brian didn’t really even want to go to the prom. He likes to stay at home, hang out with the family and watch movies, so he wasn’t too quick on picking up his date. He figured the later the better, however he did not want to be late.
- Rhonda and her date were a on again, off again couple, and when they dated, they spent tons of time at the beach. It was always their favorite spot.
- Zoe wore a purple dress last year to prom and went there with Brian. They did not have a good time, so Brian did not want his date to wear purple and did not want his date to be Zoe again.
- Mauricio and Pierre are the big party guys of the group, hardly ever stay with one girl, while the rest of the guys are the romantics. Mauricio’s brother works at a club, and even though that’s where he spends many weekends, did not feel like going to one on prom night, but he wanted to party.
- Damian picked up his red-hot date at a quarter after six.
Answer: Damian, Rhonda, Red Dress, 6:15, Walked on the beach.
Joey, Zoe, Black Dress, 6:00, Went out to Dinner. Mauricio, Renee, White Dress, 5:45, Went to a huge party.
Brian, Cloe, Teal Dress, 6:30, Watched a movie with her family.
Pierre, Ashley, Purple Dress, 7:30, Went to the club.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Four of us are in your field
But our differences keep us at yield
First, a one that is no fool
Though he resembles a gardener’s tool
Next, one difficult to split in two
And a girl once had one as big as her shoe
Then, to the mind, one’s a lovely bonder
And truancy makes it grow fonder
Last, a stem connecting dots of three
Knowing all this, what are we?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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