WELCOME to WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 24th, 2025
Here’s The Story….
A small plane is flying from Dallas to Denver, and about halfway there, the engine sputters
and dies. The pilot runs out, grabs a parachute and opens the door and says “sorry,
there are only three parachutes left”, and he jumps out.
This leaves the 4 passengers startled. One is a 12 year old boy, a college professor, a priest, and a doctor.
The doctor says “Guys obviously I need to be saved. I heal people, I save peoples lives,
I’ve cured many a diseases and I am a valuable resource to the human population.“
The Doctor grabs a parachute and jumps out the plane.
The professor says “Well I am a college professor, I’ve won the noble peace prize for my writings,
I have spoken to the leaders of the free world, the President of the United States, he called me
the smartest man alive. I will invent new things and solve many of the worlds problems. It is
obvious I need to be saved.” He grabs a parachute and jumps out, leaving the Priest and
the young boy and only one parachute.
The priest looks sadly at the young boy… “Son, I’ve lived a wonderful life. I’ve seen the world
over and been to many places. I’ve been blessed by so many good things. I’ve lived a long and
fruitful life. I only have a few precious years left to live. You are young, the rest of your life in
front of you… Sadly, I think you should take the last parachute.”
The boy says “It okay sir. The smartest man alive just jumped out of the plane with my back pack.“
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A package of salad mix that was sold in a Florida Walmart was found
to contain a dead bat. This is shocking news – someone shopping
at Walmart bought a salad.” -Conan O’Brien
“According to a new report, Amazon is now worth twice as much as Walmart.
In response, Walmart announced that they’re planning to open a
second checkout lane.” -Seth Meyers
“There is a new trend in U.K. corporate policy where employees are being given
paid time off so that they can acclimate a new pet to their home. They’re calling it
‘pawternity’ leave. Paid time off for pets should not be a thing. Here is how that
discussion should go: ‘Excuse me, boss, I want to get a new dog, but I need a week
off to bond with the animal.’ And your boss goes, ‘Oh, OK, cool. You’re fired.'” -James Corden
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A little boy was waiting for his mother. As he waited, he was approached by
a man who asked, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”
The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right.”
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I’m the new pastor in town.
I’d like you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get to Heaven.”
The little boy replied with a laugh; “You’re kidding me, right?
You don’t even know the way to the Post Office.” 😮😮
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie follows several parallel storylines culminating in an alternate history interpretation
where Adolf Hitler and his top aides are all executed at a movie theater.
Answer: The 2009 Tarantino masterpiece “Inglourious Basterds”
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
Which actor sang a song called “I Talk to the Trees” in a musical movie?
This was a departure from his normal “cool” laconic image.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
A young boy went to a Catholic school. During school he started goofing around, so the teacher called him out and sent him to the Pastor. Since this was a traditional school the boy would be spanked, but the Pastor believed in giving people a chance. He said, “If you can ask me a question about something you learned and I don’t know the answer on the spot you will go free.”
The boy may have been lazy, but he was very witty. He asked, “What is it that you can see and I can see, usually every day, but God cannot see.” The Pastor stood there, stumped. He couldn’t figure it out because he strongly believed that God sees and knows all, and that there is only one God. The boy smiled and told him.
What was it?
Answer: His own equal! We see our equals everyday, but since there is one God, he cannot see someone equal to himself.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Hidden below you will find five uncommon titles to five classic novels. Can you decipher them?
- Vanished with the Tempest
- Enmity of the Globes
- Dinky Maidens
- A Chronicle of a Couple of Municipalities
- Contention and Conciliation
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