WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 6th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray.
“And what will your third wish be?” The man looked at the genie and said, “Huh? 
How can I be getting a third wish when I haven’t had a first or second wish yet?”
“You have had two wishes already,” the genie said, “but your second wish was for me to 
put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember 
nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left.”
“Okay,” said the man, “I don’t believe this, but what the heck. I’ve always wanted to understand women. 
I’d love to know what’s going on inside their heads.”
“Funny,” said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever, “That was your first wish, too!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
Valentine’s Day is a test. It’s a test of your commitment, your preparedness, a test of whether 
you love someone enough to waste $100 on flowers that on any other day of the 
year would cost you $30.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“On Monday in Vermont, a barrel of maple syrup fell off a truck and spilled all over 
the highway. Luckily, it broad-sided a French toast truck.” -Conan O’Brien

“Merriam-Webster dictionary added over 1,000 new words today, including the word 
‘photobomb.’ They didn’t WANT to add ‘photobomb,’ but it jumped in at the last 
second and kinda ruined the dictionary.” -Jimmy Fallon 

 
 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A young couple honeymooning in Las Vegas were down to their last two dollars. 
The groom told the bride that he had a feeling that he could turn the two 
bucks into a fortune if he went down to the casino alone.
Once in the casino, he put one dollar each into two slot machines and won Jackpots 
on both totaling $10,000. He then played blackjack for an hour until he had $50,000 
in chips. Next, he played poker and upped his winnings to $100,000.
He was about to cash in his chips when he got a hunch that his luck hadn’t run out. 
So he took all his money and placed it on Black at the roulette table, hoping to double 
his money. But the ball came up Red. He returned to his hotel room.
“How did you do?” asked the bride.
The groom shrugged and said, “I lost two dollars.” 😮😆

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Jessica Lange earned an Academy Award nomination for playing which iconic 
Country-Western singer in the 1985 film, “Sweet Dreams”?

Answer: Patsy Cline was born Virginia Patterson Hensley on September 8, 1932 in Gore Virginia. “Sweet Dreams” was the title of one of her many hit songs. She was killed in a plane crash on March 5, 1963. She was also played by Beverly D’Angelo in the 1980 film, “Coal Miner’s Daughter”, a performance that earned D’Angelo a Golden Globe nomination.
 
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
What do “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” (1975), “Halloween” (2007) and “Shutter Island” (2010) have in common?

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Emperor Akbar once ruled over India. He was a wise and intelligent ruler, and he had in his court the Nine Gems, his nine advisors, who were each known for a particular skill. One of these Gems was Birbal, known for his wit and wisdom. The story below is one of the examples of his wit. Do you have it in you to find out the answer?

One night, Emperor Akbar dreamt that he had lost all his teeth, except one.
The next morning he invited all the astrologers of his kingdom to interpret this dream. Birbal hadn’t come that morning to the court.

After a long discussion, the astrologers prophesized that all his relatives would die before him.

Akbar was very upset by this interpretation, and so sent away all the astrologers without any reward.
Later that day, Birbal entered the court. Akbar related his dream and asked him to interpret it. After thinking for a while, Birbal gave a reply which pleased the emperor, so he rewarded Birbal handsomely.

What was Birbal’s reply?
 
Answer:  Birbal was an optimist in addition to being a witty and intelligent courtier. While the astrologers thought only of the negative possibility while interpreting the dream, Birbal actually found a more positive and diplomatic answer. Birbal replied that the Emperor would live a longer & more fulfilled life than any of his relatives.
  

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I’m powerful enough to clean most anything,
Yet gentle enough to eat.

I’m used to make an explosion of sorts,
Yet can be found at millions of stores worldwide.

I can kill grass,
And even tenderize your meat.

I can clean up even the smelliest stench,
and soften your fabrics.

What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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