WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 14th, 2026
Here’s The Story….
I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training,
the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet.
“How do you know when you’re at 300 feet?” asked one woman.
“A good question,” replied the instructor. “At 300 feet you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.”
The woman thought about this for awhile before saying, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“I’m writing a book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with:
‘I heard from this guy who told somebody…'” -Demetri Martin
A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though.
Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass.
“When we got married we registered at Bloomingdale’s because you
can return everything for cash. And I figure each place setting can
keep me in beer money for about a month.” –Gary Barkin
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My boss is without peer when it comes to the rules and regulations that
customs officials must follow. But when it comes to the law,
well, that’s a different story.
We were attending a court case in which we were prosecuting a smuggler.
The judge asked the court, “Who is making these allegations?”
My boss stood up and proclaimed, “I am the alligator, your honor.” 😆
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Is that Frank Sinatra of Danny Ocean fame starring in the movie “The American”? Why no it’s __. Fill in the blank.
Answer: George Clooney stars in “The American” as Jack, a man on the run from would be assassins who clearly is in that line of work himself. Will he survive his attempt to leave the profession or will his past catch up to him? Clooney also stars in the remake of the movie “Ocean’s 11” as Danny Ocean, a role made famous by Frank Sinatra in the original.
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
What is the name of the 2012 movie that chronicles the decade-long hunt for Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden?
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Figure out what the trio in each set have in common. As long as each answer is a six-letter plural word, ending in -s.
Example: Railroad, wild animal, music CD: TRACKS
1) Hunting dog
Compass
Scoreboard
2) Dungeon
Jewelry store
Sequence
3) Fish
Sheet music
Dieters
4) Municipal parking lot
Electric utility
Rhythm in verse
Answer: 1) Points
2) Chains
3) Scales
4) Meters
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Four friends decided to plant a new tree in their yard to celebrate Labor Day. The new trees would each be put in a different area of their yards. As it happened each friend bought a different kind of tree and planted the new tree on a different day of the week. From the clues below, determine the full names of each friend, what kind of tree each bought, where in the yard it was planted, and on what day of the week each tree was planted.
Names: Rebbecca, Sally, Tracy, and Wanda
Last Name: Best, Dart, Frost, and Grand
Trees: ash tree, cherry tree, maple tree, and spruce tree
Location: garden, patio, back yard, and front yard
Days of the Week: Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday
- Wanda, whose last name wasn’t Frost, didn’t plant her spruce tree by the patio.
- Tracy planted her tree before Mrs. Dart but after the woman who planted the ash tree.
- Mrs. Best, whose first name wasn’t Sally, planted her tree in the front yard, but not on Friday.
- Rebbecca didn’t plant her tree on Monday.
- Mrs. Grand planted her tree before the woman who planted her tree in the back yard. Rebbecca didn’t plant the cherry tree.
- The trees were planted, in chronological order, as follows: Mrs. Frost, in the garden, Wanda, the maple tree.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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