WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 15th, 2026
Here’s The Story….
During his physical, a doctor asked his patient about his daily activity level.
The man said, “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank
eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive
rattlesnake, marched up and down several hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled
out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.”
Impressed by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”
“Outdoorsman nothing,” replied the man, “I’m just a lousy golfer.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A motorcycle gang in Canada is attacking businesses they don’t like by
giving them mass one-star reviews online. They’re the fearsome badass
biker gang known as ‘Yelp’s Angels.'” -Conan O’Brien
“Today Mark Zuckerberg testified in Congress about Facebook’s data leak.
His opening statement was six pages long. Or as your aunt calls that,
one Facebook post.” -Jimmy Fallon
“The workout company CrossFit is now getting into the meal delivery business.
But their meal kit is getting mixed reviews because, well, it isn’t really a meal,
it’s nothing but ten pounds of raw meat. And you thought your dog
chased the mailman before.” -James Corden
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Now that the metric system is in wide use all over the world,
we can see why American have not adopted it:
A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometers.
Put your best .3 of a meter forward.
Spare the 5.03 meters and spoil the child.
Twenty-eight grams of prevention is worth 453 grams of cure.
Give a man 2.5 centimeters and he’ll take 1.6 kilometers.
Peter Piper picked 8.8 liters of pickled peppers.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
What is the name of the 2012 movie that chronicles the decade-long hunt for Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden?
Answer: “Zero Dark Thirty” was directed by Kathryn Bigelow and stars Jessica Chastain as Maya, a CIA operative who conducts a nearly ten year investigation into the whereabouts of bin Laden. The title refers to 30 minutes past midnight in military terms, which was the time the Navy Seal team landed at bin Laden’s compound.
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!
Chris Evans of “Captain America” fame starred in the 2013 post-apocalyptic film “Snowpiercer”. The Snowpiercer itself is a vehicle carrying the last survivors of humanity. What kind of vehicle is it?
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Four friends decided to plant a new tree in their yard to celebrate Labor Day. The new trees would each be put in a different area of their yards. As it happened each friend bought a different kind of tree and planted the new tree on a different day of the week. From the clues below, determine the full names of each friend, what kind of tree each bought, where in the yard it was planted, and on what day of the week each tree was planted.
Names: Rebbecca, Sally, Tracy, and Wanda
Last Name: Best, Dart, Frost, and Grand
Trees: ash tree, cherry tree, maple tree, and spruce tree
Location: garden, patio, back yard, and front yard
Days of the Week: Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday
- Wanda, whose last name wasn’t Frost, didn’t plant her spruce tree by the patio.
- Tracy planted her tree before Mrs. Dart but after the woman who planted the ash tree.
- Mrs. Best, whose first name wasn’t Sally, planted her tree in the front yard, but not on Friday.
- Rebbecca didn’t plant her tree on Monday.
- Mrs. Grand planted her tree before the woman who planted her tree in the back yard. Rebbecca didn’t plant the cherry tree.
- The trees were planted, in chronological order, as follows: Mrs. Frost, in the garden, Wanda, the maple tree.
Answer: Rebbecca Dart: maple tree, backyard, Friday
Sally Frost: ash tree, patio, Monday
Tracy Grand: cherry tree, garden, Wednesday
Wanda Best: spruce tree, front yard, Thursday
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Which one of the following does not belong with the others?
Binoculars, eyeglasses, goggles, handlebars, jeans, pliers, scissors, shoes, tweezers
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