WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 30th, 2026
Here’s The Story….
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said,
“Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him,
“We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me! Mommy said we came from monkeys.”
His father replied, “No, your mother was talking about her side of the family.” 😮🤣
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“An Italian winery is releasing five limited-edition bottles of Hello Kitty-themed wine
for the holiday season. Its the perfect gift for your alcoholic niece.” -Seth Meyers
“Two hundred cows recently died in a field in Wisconsin. Nobody knows the cause
of death, but they suspect boredom.” -Conan O’Brien
“A brewery in Oregon is coming out with a new Sriracha-flavored beer. That’s right,
beer that tastes like hot sauce. They said it’s the perfect beverage for finding out if
you’re an alcoholic: ‘There’s only one beer left and it has hot sauce in it
- just give it to me!'” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man is sitting in a fancy restaurant when his food finally arrives at his table.
As the plate is being served the man notices the waiter has
his thumb resting on the edge of his steak.
“Umm, excuse me,” the man says, “but I couldn’t help but notice
you had your thumb on my steak.”
“Yes, I know, sir,” the waiter responds, “but I didn’t want to drop it again.” 😮
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Which movie co-starred Nicolas Cage as Doug Chesnic?
Answer: Guarding Tess! Veteran actress, Shirley MacLaine plays Tess Carlisle, a former First Lady of the US, and a prickly personality. Nicolas Cage plays Doug Chesnic, her Secret Service security, who is constantly frustrated with his charge.
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
Kevin Spacey starred in all of these movies, but which one did he portray the character, Jim Williams, a suspect in a murder?
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Mr. Slickdeals is back … He’s decided to go into the poker tournament business to supplement his sweepstakes sponsoring income.
He’s finding that this group of people are a little more demanding than any of his sweepstakes participants. So, he’s had the players submit their food & drink orders prior to the beginning of the tourney. Being a shrewd (somewhat skewed) businessman, he’s decided to charge the players at the final table for whatever they ate or drank. What a cheapskate!
So, Monday morning rolls around, the tourney’s over and Mr. Slickdeals begins the process of sending out prizes & food/drink bills when he realizes that, yet again, his computer has crashed (Mr. Slickdeals needs a new computer!). From the notes he’s taken, can you determine how much money each player started and ended with & what they had to eat and drink?
- The beer-drinking Rambunctious didn’t have a bologna sandwich. The person who had pastrami exactly doubled their money. Big John started with $250.
- Vec is not the person who started with $350 and ended with $450. The lemonade drinker, not Iconian, didn’t have a turkey sandwich.
- Mavtech started with more money than the ham sandwich eater but he ended with $100 less than the tequila drinker.
- The person eating a turkey sandwich ended the day with more money than the iced tea drinker but less than the person who had roast beef.
- Vec didn’t drink tequila. The vodka drinker didn’t start with $400 but he ended with $150 more than he started with. The person who had a ham sandwich had $300 to start with, but it wasn’t Vec.
- The five players were Mavtech, the man who started with $500, the person who had a turkey sandwich, the man who ended with $600 and the iced tea drinker.
Answer: Rambunctious, beer, ham, $300, $600.
Iconian, tequila, turkey, $400, $550.
Mavtech, lemonade, bologna, $350, $450.
Vec, vodka, roast beef, $500, $650.
Big John, iced tea, pastrami, $250, $500.
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.
- Skin problem; reckless -> Fire by-product
- One way of moving a boat -> Requiring to pay
- Loud noise -> Used to move a boat
- Used to steer a boat -> Cow mammary gland
- Distant -> Display feelings openly
- One who patrols a region -> Strong displeasure
- A connection among things -> Feeling of joy and pride
- Quick political change -> Gradual biological change
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