WELCOME to FRIDAY MARCH 6th, 2026

MORE PUNAGRAPHY…..
A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
Practice safe eating—always use condiments.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
He used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
He often broke into a song because he couldn’t find the key.
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. ‘Taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

Puns for All Occasions…..
The interesting aspect of puns is that, the worse they are, the funnier. 

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess
looks at them and says: “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.
The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one,
naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,
proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar
and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during the root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.😮

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Many years ago, a baker’s assistant called Richard the Pourer, whose job it was
to pour the dough mixture in the making of sausage rolls, noted that he was
running low on one of the necessary spices. He sent his apprentice to the store to buy more.
Unfortunately, upon arriving at the shop, the young man realized that he had forgotten
the name of the ingredient. All he could do was to tell the shopkeeper that
it was for Richard the Pourer, for batter for wurst. [A groaner]😮

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which comedy-drama released in 1992 tells the story of the Rockford Peaches,
a women’s professional baseball team formed during World War II?
 
Answer:  The correct answer was A League of Their Own! Released in 1992, ‘A League of Their Own’ took a little slice of American sports history and turned it into something funny and tender with the occasional sharp edge. The movie is about the real-life All-American Girls Professional Baseball League, which hit the big time in the US when World War II drained Major League Baseball of many of its enlisted male players. The Rockford Peaches are one of the league’s teams. The movie is all about their struggles on the field, off the field, and sometimes in the locker room. The movie is also to blame for one of the most quoted lines in sports movie history. Tom Hanks, playing a gruff and thoroughly uninterested manager for most of the movie, delivers the now immortal line “There’s no crying in baseball!”, which you know is a lie if you have ever seen a baseball player take a line drive to the crotch. In any event, that line has since been used in situations that very much involve crying and often do not involve baseball at all. Such is life.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Presenting itself to the world as actual documentary footage, this 1999 found-footage horror movie, set primarily in a spooky Maryland forest, popularized viral marketing. What is it?

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
A word I know,
six letters it contains
subtract just one,
and twelve is what remains.

Answer:  Dozens

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Changing one letter in each of the following words will make new
words that are all related to each other. What are the new words?

Storm
Payable
Cable
Moth

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com:
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