WELCOME to MONDAY MARCH 9th, 2026

Conflicting Proverbs

Actions speak louder than words.
The pen is mightier than the sword.

Look before you leap.
He who hesitates is lost.

Many hands make light work.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.

A silent man is a wise one.
A man without words is a man without thoughts.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.

Clothes make the man.
Don’t judge a book by its cover.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Better safe than sorry.

The bigger, the better.
The best things come in small packages.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Out of sight, out of mind.

What will be, will be.
Life is what you make it.

Cross your bridges when you come to them.
Forewarned is forearmed.

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.

With age comes wisdom.
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings.

The more, the merrier.
Two’s company; three’s a crowd

It’s no wonder we’re all confused. 

 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

Puns for All Occasions…..
 
People who don’t know the difference between entomology and
etymology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.

I once read a book about anti-gravity.
I couldn’t put it down.

Dogs can’t operate MRI machines,
but catscan.

Did you hear about the guy who went to
the seafood yoga class? He pulled a mussel.

What do French hedgehogs see on Groundhog Day?
Their chateau.
 
 

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I’m not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our
anniversary rolled around, I wanted my wife to know how much I
appreciated her tolerating me for the past 20 years. I ordered flowers
and told the florist to enclose a card that read, ‘Thanks for putting up with me so long.’
When my wife got the delivery, she called me at work.
“Just where do you think you going?” she asked.
“What do you mean?” I said.
She read the card aloud as the florist had written it:
“Thanks for putting up with me. So long.” 😮😮

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Presenting itself to the world as actual documentary footage, this 1999 found-footage
horror movie, set primarily in a spooky Maryland forest, popularized viral marketing. What is it?
 
Answer:  The correct answer was The Blair Witch Project! When ‘The Blair Witch Project’ went to theaters in 1999, it did not just scare people. It gaslit them. The filmmakers fully embraced a rather interesting marketing strategy. They made every attempt to convince you it was actual found footage, and that the movie was assembled from video left behind by missing film students. They backed this up with a website, fake police reports, and even missing person posters that made the whole thing feel uncomfortably real. This was during the internet’s early, wild west days, when most people still trusted what they read online, and the movie exploited that naiveté with something like glee. I still remember trying desperately to explain to my mother watching it on video that it wasn’t real. (I also remember her disgust for the female character… ‘Do women really TALK like that now?’ But that’s another story.)

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!  
What 1991 movie follows two women who go on the run after killing a man who attempted to assault one of them?

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Changing one letter in each of the following words will make new
words that are all related to each other. What are the new words?

Storm
Payable
Cable
Moth

Answer: Story
Parable
Fable
Myth
 

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
You’ve been placed on a course of expensive medication in which you are to take one tablet of Sildenafil and one tablet of Citrate daily. You must be careful that you take just one of each because taking more of either can have serious side effects.

Taking Sildenafil without taking Citrate, or vice versa, can also be very serious, because they must be taken together in order to be effective. In summary, you must take exactly one of the Sildenafil pills and one of the Citrate pills at one time. Therefore, you open up the Sildenafil bottle, and you tap one Sildenafil pill into your hand. You put that bottle aside and you open the Citrate bottle. You do the same, but by mistake, two Citrates fall into your hand with the Sildenafil pill.

Now, here’s the problem. You weren’t watching your hand as the pills fell into it, so you can’t tell the Sildenafil pill apart from the two Citrate pills. The pills look identical. They are both the same size, same weight (10 micrograms), same color (Blue), same shape (perfect square), same everything, and they are not marked differently in any way.

What are you going to do? You cannot tell which pill is which, and they cost $300 a piece, so you cannot afford to throw them away and start over again. How do you get your daily dose of exactly one Sildenafil and exactly one Citrate without wasting any of the pills?

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