WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 3rd, 2026

Here’s The Story……
A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to
an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines
the still, limp, cold body and after a few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.

The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. The vet goes
into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog’s body. The
cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing the dog’s body and finally looks at the vet and meows.

The vet looks at the man and says, “I’m sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too.”
The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead, so the vet brings in a black labrador.
The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks.
The vet looks at the man and says, “I’m sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too.” The man,
finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes.
The vet answers, “$650.”
“$650 to tell me my dog is dead?” exclaims the man.
“Well,” the vet replies, “I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis.
The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

Creative Definitions…
The Washington Post’s “Style Invitational” asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,
alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of having relations.

Giraffiti: Vandalisim spray-painted very, very high….

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn’t get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Burglesque: A poorly planned break-in.

Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right?
And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts
until you realize it was your money to start with.
 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which 1998 romantic comedy set in the mid-1980s stars Adam Sandler
as an entertainer trying to recover from heartbreak?

Answer: The correct answer was The Wedding Singer! “The Wedding Singer” pairs Adam Sandler with Drew Barrymore for the first time. Sandler plays Robbie Hart, a wedding singer whose cheerful personality falls apart after he is left at the altar. Still stuck performing at other people’s happiest moments, Robbie struggles through heartbreak with mixed results as he slowly forms a friendship with Julia, a waitress who is now also preparing for a wedding that may not be right for her. Wonder what’s gonna happen?

The film is deliberately set against a nostalgic 1980s backdrop and leans hard into period music, fashion, and pop culture for both humor and warmth. The movie has become one of Sandler’s most beloved films

 
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Harry Stamper risked his life to detonate a bomb destroying an asteroid heading towards Earth in what movie?.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
 Decipher the following rebus:

GOT
GOT
GOT
GOT
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES

Answer: Forgotten Heroes!
Four “got” ten “heroes”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother, for she was my father’s wife.

To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
To the widow’s grown-up daughter who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father’s wife then had a son, who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter’s son.

Who is my grandma?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com:
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