WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 23rd, 2026
Here’s The Story….
Ben Shapiro, an intensely musical individual, was burdened with a brother-in-law who had the virtue of being a successful businessman, but who was undeniably the least cultured person in town. Ben found this very humiliating and labored to introduce the poor creature to the finer things in life.
At last, through much effort, Ben persuaded his brother-in-law to accompany him to a presentation of the opera ‘Carmen’. He held his breath, fearing some last minute event would spoil everything, but the day came and Ben and his brother-in-law actually entered the opera house and took their places in an excellent box.
To Ben’s satisfaction the opera seemed to catch his brother-in-law’s fancy at once. He listened open-mouthed and round-eyed, following every move and absorbing every note.
Ben was absolutely triumphant when, as they were leaving the theater, his brother-in-law was singing under his breath, “To-ray-a-dor-uh, guard-un! To-ray-a-dor, To-ray-a-dor!”
Ben said, beaming, “So you like the Toreador Song, do you?”
His brother-in-law replied with excitement, “Of course I do! And as a practical businessman I’m not afraid of making a prediction, either. I’m telling you, that song’s going to be a hit!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Punny Jokes
- Q: Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
A: He was just going through a stage. - Q: Why was the picture sent to jail?
A: It was framed. - Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because every play has a cast. - Q: What’s worse than raining cats & dogs?
A: Hailing taxis. - Q: What kind of chocolate do you find in airports?
A: Plain - Q: What do you call an international traveler that always stays in a corner?
A: A stamp. - Q: Why was the librarian kicked off the plane?
A: Because it was overbooked.
Clean Bathroom Humor….
- Q: What do you call a person who never farts in public?
A: A private tutor. - Q: Why is a baseball stadium always cold?
A: Because it’s full of fans! - Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
A: You put a boogie in it. - Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck. - Q: Why was the sand wet?
A: Because the seaweed. - Q: Why do people fall asleep in the bathroom?
A: Because it’s also called a restroom! - Q: What kind of dogs come from the bathroom?
A: Poodles. - Q: What did the poop say to the fart?
A: Wow, you really blow me away! - Q: Why didn’t you hear the dinosaur going to the bathroom?
A: With pterodactyls, the P is silent!
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
What 1994 action thriller stars Keanu Reeves as a cop trying to stop a bomb from exploding on a bus?
Answer: The correct answer was Speed! Have you ever ridden on a bus and wondered if it could fly? The writers of ‘Speed’ did! And the answer is a resounding yes! Here, Keanu Reeves plays LAPD officer Jack Traven, who finds himself stuck in a rolling death-coach with a bomb. If the bus drops below 50 mph, things go boom. Everybody’s commute gets a whole lot more complicated, and Sandra Bullock dutifully steps in as Jack’s love interest and the unexpected hero driving the bus. Meanwhile, Dennis Hopper plays the villainous bomber to perfection.
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!
Which 1993 comedy features Robin Williams as a divorced father who disguises himself as a British nanny so he can spend time with his children?
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Can you unscramble the countries in Part 1 and match them with the appropriate fact about them in Part 2? And your answer is?
Part 1
- HCAIN
- GRIINAE
- PAJNA
- SUKTROOAEH
- MIKUDITDNENGO
- HUFAIORSACT
- MNAAORI
Part 2
- This is the world’s most populous country.
- The capital of this country is Abuja.
- This is the only country to ever suffer an attack with atomic weapons.
- The capital of this country is Seoul.
- This country is a great industrial power despite the fact that it must import many resources.
- The capital of this country is Pretoria.
- Dracula’s home, Transylvania, is in this country.
ANSWER: 1. China: This is the world’s most populous country.
- Nigeria: The capital of this country is Abuja.
- Japan: This is the only country to ever suffer an attack with atomic weapons.
- South Korea: The capital of this city is Seoul.
- United Kingdom: This country is a great industrial power despite the fact that it must import many resources.
- South Africa: The capital of this country is Pretoria.
- Romania: Dracula’s home, Transylvania, is in this country.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
My first is in riddle, but not in little.
My second is in think, but not in brink.
My third is in thyme, but not in time.
My fourth is in mother, but not in brother.
My last is in time, but not in climb.
What am I?
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