WELCOME to MONDAY APRIL 27th, 2026

Here’s The Story….. 
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch.
He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks the
guy on the other side of the empty seat if someone will be sitting there. The guy shakes
his head and says, “No. The seat’s empty.” The man can’t believe what he’s hearing.
“Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?”
The other guy says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with
my wife, but she passed away. This will be the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to
together since we got married.” The man says, “I’m so sorry to hear that, buddy.
That’s terrible… But couldn’t you find someone else to come with you? A friend, a relative,
or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says.
“They’re all at the funeral.”😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

 
 
Classic Author & Book Puns
Tequila Mockingbird.
Never read Fitzgerald? You Gatsby kidding me!
“Never mind” —a passive aggressive Raven.
Dystopian novels are so 1984.
But first, Kafka.
Why is John Milton a terrible guest at game nights? Because when he’s around, there’s a pair of dice lost.
What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? Two kilo mockingbird.
Brontë? What a breath of fresh Eyre.
Forever Jung.
You’re nothing but a Wilde thing.
Waldo goes to India and finds himself.

 
Library Puns
I will Dewey decimate you.
She blinded me with library science.
Book it to the library.
What building has the most stories? The library.
Mind if I check you out?
You have fine written all over you.
Libraries are good for circulation.
I wanted to visit the world’s biggest library but it was overbooked.
These books blue us away (for a display of blue book covers).
Libraries make shhh happen.
Are you paying attention? You seem a bit checked out.
What does one library book say to the other? “Can I take you out?”
ISBN thinking about you.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which 1994 science fiction film starring Kurt Russell and James Spader involves an ancient device that allows travel to another planet ruled by Jaye Davidson, a being posing as an Egyptian god?

 Answer: The correct answer was Stargate! You know the story. Ancient history is cool. But ancient history with aliens? Perfection.
The film centers on a mysterious ring-shaped device that opens a wormhole to another planet, where a powerful being named Ra has been pretending to be an Egyptian god. It made a lot of sense in the ’90s. Trust me. Kurt Russell is the no-nonsense military guy, and James Spader is the brainy linguist who cracks the code. And if you think we’re missing an archetype or two, don’t worry, we’ve got the villain and the love interest covered as well. The movie mixes sci-fi with ancient mythology in a way that shouldn’t quite work, but somehow kinda does. Or at least did in the 1990s.
It ended up launching a whole franchise of TV shows, because once you open a portal to another planet, it’s really very hard to stop.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
What 1995 crime thriller directed by David Fincher follows two detectives tracking a serial killer
who is motivated by the weaknesses he sees in others?

Monday’s Quizzler is….
Below is a (very) short story with 10 capitalized words or phrases which are anagrams of words that all fit in a certain category. Can you find the anagrams and determine the category?

NOTE: One of the answers contains two words.

A recently PAROLED man named Ari was going to ROB A PEARL boat of all of its FIG FARE. The boat was just off of the SHORE. He put on his BALM and donned his TOGA to SNEAK aboard. ARI GOT ALL of the NEAT HELP he needed from a safety pin that kept his toga IN PLACE.

ANSWER:   
 A recently PAROLED man named Ari was going to ROB A PEARL boat of all of its FIG FARE. The boat was just off of the SHORE. He put on his BALM and donned his TOGA to SNEAK aboard. ARI GOT ALL of the NEAT HELP he needed from a safety pin that kept his toga IN PLACE.

Answer
LEOPARD
POLAR BEAR
GIRAFFE
HORSE
LAMB
GOAT
SNAKE
ALLIGATOR
ELEPHANT
PELICAN
Category: Animals

Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
What is represented below?

Der Der
Der Der
Der Der
Der Der
Der Der

CALOVERE

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com:
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