WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 17th, 2026
Funny Misspelled Words…………
It is easy to criticize the English spelling system for inconsistences such as those mentioned here. However, there are real social dangers in misspelling English words; this page demonstrates why. It contains actual instances of misspelled words in term papers, news articles, and elsewhere that give the sentences they occur in totally different meanings.
While working for a security firm, Dennis Spradling was given written orders stating, “You are not allowed to except any bribes.” [accept]
Floods from the Mississippi may be prevented by putting big dames in the river. [dams]
Grace Varney’s voice broke with emotion as she clutched her toe-headed daughter as her son clung to her side. [tow-headed]
Full coarse meals. [course]
Every morning my father takes exercises to strengthen his abominable muscles. [abdominal]
During peek season the beach is covered with hundreds of bikini-clad beauties. [peak]
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects. [pistil]
Many people believe he was a Satin worshipper. [Satan]
In Pittsburgh they manufacture iron and steal. [steel]
Carats, two for 39 cents. [carrots]
My uncle suffers from sick as hell anemia. [sickle-cell]
They gave William IV a lovely funeral. It took six men to carry the beer. [bier]
Man Arrested for Possession of Heroine
Reagan Goes for Juggler in Midwest
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
QUOTES OF THE DAY…
“Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain
—and most do.” —Dale Carnegie
“People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give
them the keys.” —Mike Bechtle
“Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t
have a single thing to worry about.
That always worries me!” —Charlie Brown
“Keep your temper. Nobody
else wants it.” —
“If God did not intend for us to eat animals,
then why did he make them out of meat?” —John Cleese
“Never eat more than
you can lift.” —Miss Piggy
“When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut
into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think
I can eat eight.’”—Yogi Berra
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen,
for example, there would be no way to make water,
a vital ingredient in beer.” —Dave Barry
“I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even
add it to the food.” —W.C. Fields
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Steven Spielberg won his second Best Director Oscar for which Best Picture nominee?
Answer: Saving Private Ryan! “Saving Private Ryan” was nominated for Best Picture of 1998, but lost to “Shakespeare in Love”. “Schindler’s List” did win Best Picture in 1993. “E.T.” lost to “Gandhi” in 1982 and “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” wasn’t even nominated, although Spielberg was.
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
“Chicago” won Best Picture of 2002, but which film won Best Director?
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
In each group below, I have listed four (4) unrelated words.
Your job is to try and find a word that can either precede or follow each word in each group.
Example:
- picture, inner, top, test
Answer: picture TUBE, inner TUBE, TUBE top, test TUBE.
- sky, point, hat, knee
- street, fight, pedal, off
- shoe, french, powder, rims
- moulding, roast, triple, jewels
ANSWER: 1. ankle SOCK, SOCK puppet, wind SOCK, SOCK away
- draft BEER, BEER hall, BEER belly, root BEER
- alphabet SOUP, SOUP bowl, SOUP spoon, SOUP kitchen
- upright PIANO, PIANO wire, grand PIANO, PIANO tuner
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
The four sentences in Group A share a special feature. If you correctly identify that common feature, you will find that one of the sentences in Group B also has that same feature. What is the feature? What sentence in Group B can be added to Group A?
Group A:
A gold medal is better then a silver medal.
Jack had to lay down after carrying the pail of water.
She wrote her letter on pink stationary.
The price of the stock will very from day to day.
Group B:
Bill hit the baseball well.
He and I went to the football game.
The barren hill was devoid of trees.
The high-pitched sound produced a strange affect on the dog.
Victoria was the heroine of the story.
Walter had a minor role in the play.
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