WELCOME to THURSDAY JUNE 18th, 2026

Here’s The Story…..
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly
noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under
the table cloth but the man stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as
the woman slid all the way down her chair and totally out of sight under the
tablecloth. Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque and worried that it might offend
other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man:
“Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table.”

The man calmly looked up at her and said: “No, unfortunately, she just walked in.” 😕😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

QUOTES OF THE DAY…

“According to a new study, American fathers are spending more than
twice the amount of time with their children than they used to.
Experts say it’s due to a sweeping new trend called ‘unemployment.'” -Conan O’Brien

“I think all these storms are God’s way of sending us a message. I think
that message is that when warm humid air masses surge northward from
the Gulf of Mexico and combine with a strong jet stream, it can result
in severe weather conditions.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Today, Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy announced after 30
years on the bench, he’s retiring. He’s 81 years old, so he’s going to go
from sitting around in a robe all day to sitting around in a robe all day.” -Jimmy Fallon 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
“Chicago” won Best Picture of 2002, but which film won Best Director?

Answer:  “The Pianist! Roman Polanski won Best Director for “The Pianist”. Stephen Daldry was nominated for “The Hours”, Martin Scorsese was nominated for “Gangs of New York”, but Peter Jackson was not nominated for “The Two Towers”. Jackson won Best Director the following year, however, for “The Return of the King”.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Frank Lloyd won Best Director for 1928-1929 for his film “The Divine Lady”. Which movie won Best Picture?

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
The four sentences in Group A share a special feature. If you correctly identify that common feature, you will find that one of the sentences in Group B also has that same feature. What is the feature? What sentence in Group B can be added to Group A?

Group A:
A gold medal is better then a silver medal.
Jack had to lay down after carrying the pail of water.
She wrote her letter on pink stationary.
The price of the stock will very from day to day.

Group B:
Bill hit the baseball well.
He and I went to the football game.
The barren hill was devoid of trees.
The high-pitched sound produced a strange affect on the dog.
Victoria was the heroine of the story.
Walter had a minor role in the play.

ANSWER: Each sentence in Group A contains a misused word (“then” should be “than”, “lay” should be “lie”, “stationary” should be “stationery”, “very” should be “vary”). The fourth sentence in Group B has that characteristic (“affect” should be “effect”). 
 
 

Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?

1) no-cost fish lures & honey shipment
2) leaping legumes & colliding dungarees
3) crustacean movement & criminal sunscreen
4) baseball term & seasonal pig

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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