WELCOME to FRIDAY JUNE 19th, 2026

Here’s The Story…..
A king, wanting to host an elaborate wedding for his daughter, raised
taxes on all citizens of the kingdom by thirty pieces of gold.
Everybody paid, except for one young count.
The king sent a tax collector, but the count refused. “This is unfair, and I shall not pay!”
The king sent the sheriff, but the count refused. “I will not support the king’s new tax!”
Finally, the king had the count arrested, and thrown in the dungeon. He explained
to the count that failure to pay was treason, and he would be executed, yet still, the count refused.
So, the king had him brought to the top of the tower, and neck on the block,
with the executioner’s axe raised. The king asked the count to pay. He defiantly shouted, “Never!”
Then, as the executioner’s axe began to fall, the count shouted “OK! I’ll pay!”.
But it was too late, the executioner couldn’t stop the heavy axe, and the count was killed.
The moral of this story? Don’t hatchet your counts before they chicken. 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

QUOTES OF THE DAY…

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will
teach you to keep your mouth shut.” —Ernest Hemingway

“All the things I like to do are either immoral,
illegal, or fattening.” —Alexander Woollcott

“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.”
—Redd Fox

“Be careful about reading health books.
You may die of a misprint.” —Mark Twain

“It is useless to try to hold a person to anything he says
while he’s madly in love, drunk, or running for office.” —B. Birdsong

“The only time some fellows are ever seen with their
wives is after they’ve been indicted.” —Kin Hubbard

“If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the
rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their
independence from it.” —Stephen Colbert

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit.
There’s no use being a damn fool about it.” —W.C. Fields

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Frank Lloyd won Best Director for 1928-1929 for his film “The Divine Lady”. Which movie won Best Picture?

Answer: The Broadway Melody! This Academy Awards ceremony was only the second in history, and it was the first to have only one directing category, instead of one for comedy and one for drama. He won two Best Director Oscars.

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie featured Kindergarten Damage? 

Thursday’s Quizzler is….
 A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?

1) no-cost fish lures & honey shipment
2) leaping legumes & colliding dungarees
3) crustacean movement & criminal sunscreen
4) baseball term & seasonal pig

ANSWER:  1) free bait & bee freight
2) jumping beans & bumping jeans
3) lobster motion & mobster lotion
4) ball four & fall boar

Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
I am only a head,
I have nothing within,
I have no mouth,
But speak through my skin.

What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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