WELCOME to MONDAY JUNE 22th, 2026

Here’s The Story…..
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street.
As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. ‘Just Released – New LP –
Wasps of Europe & the sounds that they make – available now!’
Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.
‘I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I’d very much like
to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window.’
‘Certainly, Sir,’ says the young man behind the counter. ‘If you’d like to step into the booth and
put on the headphones, I’ll put the LP on for you.’
The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Ten minutes
later, he comes out of the booth and announces, ‘I am the world expert on European wasps and the
sounds that they make and yet I recognised none of those.’
‘I’m sorry Sir’, says the young assistant. ‘If you’d care to step into the booth,
I can let you have another 10 minutes.’
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps
back into the booth and replaces the headphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. ‘I don’t understand it’,
he says, ‘I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make,
and yet I still can’t recognise any of those!’
‘I’m terribly sorry, Sir’ says the young man, ‘perhaps if you’d like to step into the booth
again, you could have 5 more minutes.’
Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps
back into the booth. Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated.
‘I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet
I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP.’
‘I really am terribly sorry’, says the young assistant,
‘I’ve just realised I was playing you the bee side.’ 😮😮😁
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

QUOTES OF THE DAY…

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach
you to keep your mouth shut.” —Ernest Hemingway

“All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal,
or fattening.” —Alexander Woollcott

“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
in hospitals dying of nothing.” —Redd Fox

“Be careful about reading health books. You
may die of a misprint.” —Mark Twain

“It is useless to try to hold a person to anything he says while
he’s madly in love, drunk, or running for office.” —B. Birdsong

“The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives
is after they’ve been indicted.” —Kin Hubbard

“If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the
world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.” —Stephen Colbert

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit.
There’s no use being a damn fool about it.” —W.C. Fields

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie featured Kindergarten Damage?

Answer: Kindergarten Cop! 
Anold Schwarzenegger, Robert Cave, Christian Cousins, Joseph Cousins, Ben Diskin, Miko Hughes, Sarah Rose Karr, Tom Kurlander, Ross Malinger, Marissa Rosen, and Tameka Runnels in Kindergarten Cop (1990)
A tough cop must pose as a kindergarten teacher in order to locate a dangerous criminal’s ex-wife, who may hold the key to putting him behind bars

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Here’s the first sentence containing a Best Picture Oscar winner within it:

“H. Bogart is as dramatic as a B. Lancaster.”

Hiding within that sentence is a Best Picture Oscar winner. Figure out which it is, and then see which of the clue answers best applies.

Friday’s Quizzler is….
I am only a head,
I have nothing within,
I have no mouth,
But speak through my skin.

What am I?

ANSWER: A drum. Drums consist of a drumhead (the part of the drum you beat)
over a hollow space and are traditionally made with animal skin.

Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
You are given five words and five definitions. Each of the words can be anagrammed
into a two word phrase that fits one of the definitions.
Your task is to assign each definition to its corresponding word.
Example – cobalt: to hit a feline in a high arc (cat lob)

Words: coriander, editorial, marsupial, tributary, wolverine

Definitions:
a person who enjoys a fermented beverage
a restaurant for killer whales
a true moron
cougar dens
red, as related to gemstones

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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