WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JULY 8th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
Mary Poppins was tavelling one evening when the winds were preposterously high. She fetched up in
the portico of the Savoy Hotel and as she’d gotten tired of being pummeled by the gusts
she decided to check in for the night.

Feeling a mite peckish, she asked the desk clerk if the restaurant was still open. He regretfully replied
that due to the late hour, it was not, and that room service had shut down for the night. Upon observing
her sigh of resignation, he offered to go and prepare something himself. Mary graciously thanked him
and told him that simply anything would do, she was starved.

A few moments after she was shown the room, he knocked at the door and wheeled in a room service
cart with a large plate of fresh, chopped cauliflower and hot cheese sticks. He apologized for this being
all he could find, but Mary thanked him and tucked in with gusto.

The next morning, Mary decided to indulge in room service before she checked out. She ordered scrambled
eggs, bacon and toast. But mary didn’t enjoy her breakfast very well, the eggs were too runny.

As she checked out, the Day manager recognized such a famous person as Mary Poppins, and asked her
to fill out a comment card. When she returned it, the manager read her comments:

“Super cauliflower/cheese sticks, eggs were quite atrocious” 😯🙂😂

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

Funniest Quotes……

“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: You wouldn’t
have a job if he was any smarter.” —John Gotti

“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which
can be made in a very narrow field.” —Niels Bohr

“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke.
The first slide was my paycheck.” —Anonymous

“There’s an enormous number of managers who
have retired on the job.” —Peter Drucker

“Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss
will add it to your regular duties.” —Doug Larson

“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually
get to be boss and work 12 hours a day.” —Robert Frost

“If at first you don’t succeed,
try management.” —Anonymous

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Looking closely at this sentence, can you find the Best Picture Oscar winner hiding in it?
“On The Beverly Hillbillies, Grannie hallucinated that she was a movie star.”
Your task here is to find where a Best Picture Oscar winner is hiding, and then see which of the clues applies.

Answer: Romantic comedy! You can find the film in the sentence: “…GrANNIE HALLucinated that she was a movie star.”
“Annie Hall” won Best Picture at the 50th Academy Awards in 1978, defeating the blockbuster phenomenon of “Star Wars.”
The movie used a creative array of techniques including a non-linear story approach, breaking the fourth wall by addressing the camera, and surreal fantasy sequences including some animation. The story follows Alvy Singer, who like actor Woody Allen, is a neurotic stand-up comedian from New York trying to come to an understanding of why his relationship with a quirky woman, Annie Hall (Diane Keaton) failed.
 
Wednesdays July Movie Trivia of the day!  
Here is the next sentence that has a Best Picture Oscar winner within it:
“Use salt (1 gr.) and pepper (1 gr.) and hot El Diablo sauce for a spicy taco topping.”
A Best Picture Oscar winner is in that sentence. Find where that film is, and then see which of the clue answers best applies.

Tuesday’s  Quizzler is….
 Below are incomplete words. Place two letters in each bracket so that you can
complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.

Fu (–) am
Ed (–) ar
Dit (–) urch
Ju (–) eam
Ran (–) ese
Divi (–) bt
Pi (–) upt
Dro (–) rse
Tr (–) aze
Bud (–) nder

ANSWER:   Fuse – seam
Edge – gear
Ditch – church
Just – steam
Range – geese
Divide – debt
Pier – erupt
Drove – verse
Tram – amaze
Budge – gender

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Can you determine which common word or phrase this picture represents?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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