WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 6th, 2026
Nearly Paraprosdokianisms
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back!
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
There’s a fine line between cuddling, and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila (Diet Coke).
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Have a great day or pretend to!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Aging Gracefully
- Odometer: Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me!
I want people to know why I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved. - Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
This is so true. I love to hear them say “You don’t look that old.. (Steve can vouch for this. Her aunt Cis,
now 102 years old, when asked her age brags, “I’ll be 103 next birthday.” ) - Waiting: The older we get, the fewer things seem
worth waiting in line for. - Prayer: (And this final one especially for me,) “Lord, keep Your arm around
my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth!” 😳
MONDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
What low-budget indie comedy by Kevin Smith was released in 1994 and is set in a convenience store,
chronicling a single day in the lives of Dante and Randal?
Answer: Clerks!
“Clerks” was written and directed by Kevin Smith, who famously financed the film by maxing out credit cards and selling parts of his comic book collection. Shot in black and white at the convenience store where Smith actually worked, the movie follows Dante Hicks and his best friend Randal Graves as they drift through a day of customers, arguments, and profoundly unnecessary debates. The plot is deliberately thin, focusing instead on conversations about relationships, pop culture, and the general unfairness of being stuck at work when you are not even supposed to be there that day.
TUESDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
Which 1998 romantic comedy set in the mid-1980s stars Adam Sandler as an entertainer trying to recover from heartbreak?
MONDAY’s Quizzler….
I can be huge.
Or unusually small.
Kids use me daily.
Makes tales that are tall.
I can be real.
Or just a nice dream.
If you just use this thing.
Real – anything could seem.
I could be a monster.
Or an invention of times.
You can use me to think of ideas.
Or plot out huge crimes.
Without me, you’re dull.
Just don’t even try.
I just have one more thing left.
Do you know who am I?
Answer: Imagination.
TUESday’s Quizzler is….
We’ve all seen a rebus like “midstuckdle” (stuck in the middle). The following clues are “revrebuseserse” (rebuses in reverse). That is, the clues below are answers to rebuses which all use the “in” construction.
However, the original rebus from the clues below will actually form a word. For example, “Not old in actually existing” would be “renewal” (new in real). Can you solve the rest?
- A short poem in scarlet
- A room-dividing structure in a female pig.
- A joining word in a close friend
- A head of corn in grasping tightly
- Nothing in what your eyes do
- A wild beast’s shelter in stinking decay
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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