WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 7th, 2026
Shop Signs – Play on Words
Outside a dress shop, Hong Kong: LADIES HAVE FITS UPSTAIRS.
Tailor shop, Rhodes: ORDER YOUR SUMMERS SUIT. BECAUSE IS A BIG RUSH,
WE WILL EXECUTE CUSTOMERS IN STRICT ROTATION.
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND
SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT
TO THE USSR, YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT.
Cocktail Lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.
IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
Where’s the English Channel? I don’t know – our television doesn’t pick it up.
Have a great day or pretend to! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Have a WONDERFUL TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe, nd whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Aging Gracefully
George, Jack, and Simon were at a conference together in Chicago and they were sharing a
large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings, they were upset
to hear that the lifts in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.
George said to Jack and Simon, let’s break the boredom of this horrendous climb by concentrating
on something more interesting. I’ll tell jokes for 25 flights, Jack can sing songs for 25 flights, and
Simon can tell sad stories the rest of the way. On the 26th floor, George stopped telling jokes and
Jack began to sing. At the 51st floor, Jack stopped singing and Simon began to tell sad stories.
‘I will tell my saddest story first,’ he muttered gloomily, ‘I left our room key in the car.’ 😳
TUESDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Which 1998 romantic comedy set in the mid-1980s stars Adam Sandler
as an entertainer trying to recover from heartbreak?
Answer: The Wedding Singer!
“The Wedding Singer” pairs Adam Sandler with Drew Barrymore for the first time. Sandler plays Robbie Hart, a wedding singer whose cheerful personality falls apart after he is left at the altar. Still stuck performing at other people’s happiest moments, Robbie struggles through heartbreak with mixed results as he slowly forms a friendship with Julia, a waitress who is now also preparing for a wedding that may not be right for her. Wonder what’s gonna happen? The film is deliberately set against a nostalgic 1980s backdrop and leans hard into period music, fashion, and pop culture for both humor and warmth. The movie has become one of Sandler’s most beloved films
WEDNESDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
Prison Break?
TUESDAY’s Quizzler….
We’ve all seen a rebus like “midstuckdle” (stuck in the middle). The following clues are “revrebuseserse” (rebuses in reverse). That is, the clues below are answers to rebuses which all use the “in” construction.
However, the original rebus from the clues below will actually form a word. For example, “Not old in actually existing” would be “renewal” (new in real). Can you solve the rest?
- A short poem in scarlet
- A room-dividing structure in a female pig.
- A joining word in a close friend
- A head of corn in grasping tightly
- Nothing in what your eyes do
- A wild beast’s shelter in stinking decay
Answer: 1. Reversed (verse in red)
2. Swallow (wall in sow)
3. Mandate (and in mate)
4. Clearing (ear in cling)
5. Senile (nil in see)
6. Rodent (den in rot)
WEDNESday’s Quizzler is….
5 friends went trick-or-treating together for Halloween, but they soon got tired and went home at some point along the way. The next morning, the friends met up to exchange candy, so each could have their favorites. Can you figure out who wore what costume, in what order they left the group, and what each friend’s favorite candy is?
FRIENDS: Andy, Jane, Max, Pam, Sam
COSTUMES: witch, vampire, devil, cat, skeleton
CANDY: Reese’s, M&M’s, Snickers, Starburst, Milky Way
- The 5 friends are Max, the witch, the girl who likes Starburst, the boy who dressed as a devil, and the person who left the group 3rd.
- Andy (who does not like Milky Way) left sometime after Max and immediately before Sam.
- Pam likes Starburst and she left after Sam.
- The friends left the group in this order: the one who likes Reese’s, the witch, Andy, the one who likes Milky Way, and Pam.
- The skeleton likes M&M’s.
- The vampire was not last.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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