WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 8th, 2026
Mirthful Quotes
I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. – Groucho Marx
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died.
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today
They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine”. – Tommy Cooper.
Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot. This describes everything you are not.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one
thing: either the car is new or the wife.
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same
good things for the first time. – Friedrich Nietzsche
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers. – Oscar Wilde
When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change
whichever foot was previously in there.
Have a great day or pretend to! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe, nd whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Hilarious Sayings
The wife who put her husband in a doghouse, soon finds him in a cat house.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder – Anon
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. – Scott Elledge
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure – Clarence Darrow
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. – Jerome K. Jerome
Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it – Gene Perret
An angel leaves no forwarding address, they ask nothing in return.
WEDNESDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Prison Break?
Answer: Papillon!
Sentenced to serve a lengthy spell on the inaccessible French penal colony of Devil’s Island are two prisoners – one a safecracker, played by Steve McQueen and the other, a forger, portrayed by Dustin Hoffman. Despite this disparity, the pair form an unlikely friendship. Supposedly based on true events we cannot help to be drawn to the two rogues as they try and plot their escape from the hell-hole that they’re in. So likeable are the two that we find ourselves rooting for a happy ending, despite the fact that they’re criminals. Released in 1973, it produces two wonderful performances from its leads. In particular, Steve McQueen (as the title character), whose show of vulnerability is a far cry from his usual action/hero roles, and it garnered him a Golden Globe nomination for Best Actor.
THURSDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
Prison Break2?
WEDNESDAY’s Quizzler….
5 friends went trick-or-treating together for Halloween, but they soon got tired and went home at some point along the way. The next morning, the friends met up to exchange candy, so each could have their favorites. Can you figure out who wore what costume, in what order they left the group, and what each friend’s favorite candy is?
FRIENDS: Andy, Jane, Max, Pam, Sam
COSTUMES: witch, vampire, devil, cat, skeleton
CANDY: Reese’s, M&M’s, Snickers, Starburst, Milky Way
- The 5 friends are Max, the witch, the girl who likes Starburst, the boy who dressed as a devil, and the person who left the group 3rd.
- Andy (who does not like Milky Way) left sometime after Max and immediately before Sam.
- Pam likes Starburst and she left after Sam.
- The friends left the group in this order: the one who likes Reese’s, the witch, Andy, the one who likes Milky Way, and Pam.
- The skeleton likes M&M’s.
- The vampire was not last.
Answer: 1) Max, Vampire, Reese’s
2) Jane, Witch, Snickers
3) Andy, Skeleton, M&M’s
4) Sam, Devil, Milky Way
5) Pam, Cat, Starburst
THURSday’s Quizzler is….
My first three letters are a term in golf,
While my second, third, and fourth are drawings.
My first four are less than a whole,
And all of me is a celebration.
What am I?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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