WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 9th, 2026
Funny Proverbs – According to 6year olds
Mary taught first grade. She had a class of twenty-five adorable 6-year-olds. One day Mary gave each child the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to write the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these funny proverbs were actually written by first graders. While reading the results, keep in mind that these are only first graders, just 6 years old.
No news is……………………….impossible.
Love all, trust………………….. me.
An idle mind is……………………the best way to relax.
Strike while the…………………..bug is close.
Better late than…………………..pregnant.
A penny saved is…………………. not much.
Don’tchange horses………………..until they stop running.
A miss is as good as a ………………. Mr.
Happy is the bride who………………….gets all the presents.
Two’s company, three’s………………….. the Musketeers.
Don’t bite the hand that…………………. looks dirty.
It’s always darkest before…………………. Daylight Saving Time.
There are none so blind as ……………….. Stevie Wonder.
Where there’s smoke there’s………………. pollution.
The pen is mightier than the………………… pigs.
If at first, you don’t succeed…………………. get new batteries.
When the blind lead the blind……………….. get out of the way!
Children should be seen and not ………………spanked or grounded.
You can’t teach an old dog new ………….. ….math.
Don’t put off till tomorrow what……………….. you put on to go to bed.
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll…………………. stink in the morning.
You can lead a horse to water but ……………… how?
Never underestimate the power of ……………….. termites.
You get out of something only what you …………… see in the picture on the box.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you………….. cry and you have to blow your nose.
Have a great day or pretend to! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND’ people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Hilarious Sayings
A Year 5 teacher was giving her Primary pupils a
lesson in developing logical thinking.
‘This is the scene’, said the teacher.
‘A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing.
He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.
His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down
to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?’
A little girl raised her hand and asked, ‘To draw out all his savings?’😳
THURSDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Prison Break2?
Answer: The Shawshank Redemption!
Based on the 1982 Stephen King novella “Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption”, in the 1994 film we are positively urging for Tim Robbins’ Andy Dufresne to make good his escape. One, because he has been wrongly imprisoned and, secondly, despite this, he has managed to maintain both his dignity and his hope, in a prison where the obdurate walls and the corrupt prison officials are doing their damnedest to steal both away from him. He strikes an endearing friendship with “Red” Reddings (Morgan Freeman) that elevates this film on an emotional level to such an extent that the emotion becomes more the heart of the story than the escape itself.
FRIDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
Prison Break number 3!
THURSDAY’s Quizzler….
My first three letters are a term in golf,
While my second, third, and fourth are drawings.
My first four are less than a whole,
And all of me is a celebration.
What am I?
Answer: Party
Par is the maximum number of strokes you should need to hit the ball in the hole.
Art can be drawings, sculptures, or anything of the sort.
Part is not a whole thing, so it is not a whole.
A party is a celebration.
FRIday’s Quizzler is….
Each of the following sentences has three missing words. The first missing word of each sentence is 6 letters long, the second missing word is 5 letters long, and the third missing word is 4 letters long. All the 6 letter words are anagrams of each other, as are all the 5 letter words, and all the 4 letter words. Can you fill in the blanks?
- Nobody would ______ to the old pirate any more, because his _____ were far too ____.
- The fans were ______ as the opposition managed to _____ the game from the home ____.
- When he decided to ______, he did not expect _____ bread with his ____ every meal.
- On many of the lake’s ______ in the Spring, _____ will be out looking for a ____.
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