transportation – Page 20 – The World According to the Eucman!

Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏

WELCOME to Monday May 7, 2012. Pondering…. Why do they report power outages on TV? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Thursday April 26, 2012. Pondering….. The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it. Two wrongs are only the beginning. The… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 18, 2012. Pondering…. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Spotted on the… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 17, 2012. …. From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female nouns, and… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday April 6, 2012. Confucius Says….. Confucius Says: Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. Man… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 3, 2012. Words to Ponder….. Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it. My idea of housework is to sweep… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday March 28, 2012. THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 60 Years Old. 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday March 26, 2012. Stupid Thoughts… 1. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired. 2. What’s the definition of a will?… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday March 21, 2012. Truths about growing old……. 1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 20, 2012. Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes.. That’s not right… Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive?…Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”