Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Wednesday April 18, 2012.  Pondering…. 
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until  you hear them speak. Spotted on the back of a t-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: “If you see me running, try to keep up.”

Don’t you think it’s unnerving that doctors call what they do “Practice”?

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then  used against you.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Did you ever notice that Evian bottled water is Naïve spelled backwards?  Think about it…

The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it  still has to be mowed!

A Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that  certain miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking  spot. This continued until he put up the following effective sign: This Parking  Space Belongs To The Wizard. … Violators Will Be Toad.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Wednesday people, and whatever you  do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

“Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.” – Raymond Chandler

“Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.” – Edith Sitwell

“It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness you like.” – Jackie Mason

It is no secret that our economy is in the dumpster, because our economy knows the dumpster is where you can sometimes find old muffins.” Stephen Colbert

“Because Mitt Romney is a Mormon he can actually have several vice presidents. Did you know that?” -Dave Letterman

“Hot dog pizza raises two important questions. Who came up with this monstrosity? And how quickly can it be delivered to my house?” -Craig Ferguson

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Fellow employees at the international company where I work know I’m
a notary public and have me certify personal documents. One day, two Swedish men
asked me to witness signatures on an automobile title. “I’m selling my car to this man,”
one of them explained. “We came here because we heard you were notorious.”

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???
‘I’m a spoke on a wheel. I am, and so are you.’  Answer:Donnie Brasco. Starring Al Pacino, Jonny Depp, and Michael  Madsen

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???
‘My lady, the tide waits for no man, but I swear it would wait for you.’

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

You are on your way to visit your Grandma, who lives at the end of the valley. It’s her birthday, and you want to
give her the cakes you’ve made. Between your house and her house, you have to cross 7 bridges, and as it goes
in the land of make believe, there is a troll under every bridge! Each troll, quite rightly, insists that you pay a troll toll. Before you can cross their bridge, you have to give them half of the cakes you are carrying, but as they are
kind trolls, they each give you back a single cake.  How many cakes do you have to leave home with to make sure
that you arrive at Grandma’s with exactly 2 cakes?

ANSWER:  2: At each bridge you are required to give half of your cakes, and you receive one back.
Which leaves you with 2 cakes after every bridge.

Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
What does this rebus mean?
Lies Fear Lies

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