Welcome, to Wednesday, February 3rd! Hey how about things hidden in a Secret Government Warehouse… Part 5?

A calendar containing a month made up entirely of Sundays

“That Loving Feeling”

Everything ever lost in the Bermuda Triangle

Political ethics

God’s pair of dice

One human skeleton, found in casket, with a wooden stake inserted into the ribcage

Several spare self-destructing tape recorders

Millions of Pet Rocks (everybody bought one, nobody has one now, they have to be SOMEWHERE!)

Hundreds of millions of dirty socks, each tagged with the time, date and location of the laundry in which they disappeared

The location of Car 54

Frankenstein’s Monster

A passenger pigeon (became extinct in the late 19th century)

A pair of shoes with a tag saying, “Found near Abbey Road”
 
That’s my story for today and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
 
Today’s resident Genius of the day award goes to Mr. Steve Schick for solving all of Tuesday’s questions of the day! So far we have resident genius men 4, resident genius women 1! WOW!   
  
Quotes of the Day   
“I was in Las Vegas this past weekend. I saw a Drew Carey game there. You know you’ve made it when there’s a game named after you. It’s called ‘The All-You-Can-Eat Buffet.'” -Craig Ferguson 
 
“More Americans can name the three stooges than the three branches of government. Well, that’s because the three stooges are more likely to get something done.” -David Letterman
 
“L.A. has got so many cupcake stores these days. When did we start eating so many cupcakes? Also, there are about 10,000 medical marijuana dispensaries in L.A., so maybe that’s got something to do with it.” -Jimmy Kimmel
 
“Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.” – Frank Zappa

“Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.” – Yogi Berra

“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.” – Groucho Marx  

Joke of the Day*

Enclosed with the heartworm pills my friend received from a veterinarian was a sheet of red heart stickers to place on a calendar as a reminder to give her pet the medication. She attached these stickers to her kitchen calendar, marking the first Saturday of every month. When her husband noticed the hearts, he put on a lecherous grin, turned to his wife and asked, “Do you have something special in mind for these days?” 

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 Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “Are we having a Boo Radley moment?” 

Answer: Benny and Joon. Joon is mentally ill and doesn’t like being treated like a freak. This quote is a reference to a character from “To Kill a Mockingbird”. 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Remember my birthday party? You drank all the Blueberry Schnapps and luged on my mom?” 

TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA MASTER AWARD GOES TO MR. STEVE SCHICK!  STUPEDIOUS!_________________________________________________________________________ 

Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.”   “When I was a young boy, My father took me into the city To see a marching band. He said, “Son when you grow up, will you be the saviour of the broken, The beaten and the damned?””

 ANSWER: My Chemical Romance. The ninth single from this New Jersey band peaked at number nine on the Billboard Hot 100 but became number one on the Billboard Modern Rock Tracks (which it truly deserves). The single that followed “Welcome To The Black Parade”, “Famous Last Words”, is also worth listening to. Though “The Black Tirade” isn’t that bad either.    

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Roses are red Some diamonds are blue Chivalry is dead But you’re still kinda cute” 

TODAY’S CRAZY DEFINTIONS MASTER AWARD GOES TO MR. STEVE SCHICK! INCREDIBLE!

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..

The two following quotes are from Mark Twain. Both quotes use the same code.
“YX WIN ASOO AZS ACNAZ WIN RIK’A ZTBS AI CSPSPESC TKWAZYKL.”
“AZS PTK UZI RISDK’A CSTR LIIR EIIGD ZTD KI TRBTKATLS IBSC AZS PTK UZI FTK’A CSTR AZSP.”

ANSWER: “If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.”
“The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them.”

A = T, B = V, C = R, D = S, E = B, F = C, G = K, H = Q, I = O, J = P, K = N, L = G, M = J
N = U, O = L, P = M, Q = Z, R = D, S = E , T = A, U = W, V = X, W = Y, X = F, Y = I, Z = H

 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…

Figure out what the trio in each set have in common. As long as each answer is a six-letter plural word, ending in -s.

Example: Railroad, wild animal, music CD: TRACKS

1) Hunting dog
Compass
Scoreboard

2) Dungeon
Jewelry store
Sequence

3) Fish
Sheet music
Dieters

4) Municipal parking lot
Electric utility
Rhythm in verse 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MR. STEVE SCHICK! WOW! MEN RULE! 

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