The World According to the Eucman!

Welcome, to Monday, February 8th! Well it’s seems that we have to give a shout out to the New Orlean Saints for winning the super bowl! Both teams played a great game, but the best team managed to win! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday, people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     
  
Quotes of the Day  

“In Japan, they have developed a new green machine that turns regular paper into toilet paper. Kind of like what
Wall Street did with the dollar.” -Jay Leno
 
“Don’t think of me as a talk show host, think of me as a good friend whose phone number none of you have.”
-Jimmy Kimmel
 
“It was on this day in 2004 that Facebook was launched. Could you believe it was just six years ago that you could
lose touch with people you don’t like?” -Craig Ferguson 

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What’s the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he’s got your gun too!   

Joke of the Day*

A lawyer phoned the governor’s mansion shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the governor, it’s an emergency!”
exclaimed the lawyer. After some cajoling, the governor’s assistant agreed to wake him up. “So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?” grumbled the governor. “Judge Pierson just died, and I want to take his place,” begged the attorney. “Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the funeral home,” replied the governor. 

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 Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Punk. Quarterback Punk.”   

Answer: Point Break. Kind of easy, I know. This is how Johnny (Keanu Reeves) introduces himself to Angelo (Gary Busey) after Angelo is complaining that his new partner is going to be some “Quarterback punk.” This movie has the best chase scene. They’re running through houses and Patrick Swayze throws a dog at Keanu Reeves. Yes, a dog.

 Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “A man with lint-damaged hair but nonetheless a fireball!”

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 Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Shake your money maker Like somebody boutta pay ya Don’t worry about them haters Keep your nose up in the air”  

ANSWER: Pharrell. Yes, that was “Money Maker” by Ludacris and Pharrell. For two weeks this was the number one on the Billboard Hot 100, preceded by Justin Timberlake, and succeeded by…Guess who? Justin Timberlake (two different songs though).   

Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.””Let’s play a game let’s pretend for a second you don’t know who I am  and what I do, let’s just put it do the side”

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Friday’s Quizzler is..

The letters below form words that are related to each other. Unscramble them, then find out what they have in common.
1. tnaeha
2. ionpsoed
3. mdertee
4. shnporepee
5. passhteeuh
6. tmairse
7. ynoisdus
8. leohis
9. prtdieaho
10. sitaeh 

ANSWER: All the names on this list are the names of the Greek gods and goddesses 

Monday’s Quizzler is…

What is the next animal in this series:

Quail, Weasel, Emu, Racoon, -?-

Choose from:
Yak
Turkey
Bumblebee
Ostrich
Tiger
Eland 

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