Welcome, to Wednesday, February 10th! Hey how about a look at things you wouldn’t know without help from the movies??
1. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.

2. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade at any time of the year.

3. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved martial arts – your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.

4. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

5. It’s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

6. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.

7. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

8. All single women have a cat.

9. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

10. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday, people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     
  
Quotes of the Day  

“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” – Phyllis Diller

“If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” – Bob Hope

“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” – Steven Wright
 
“Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party
ice.” –David Letterman 
 
“In New Jersey hunters will soon be able to hunt bear. Hunting of bears is being made legal. A word to New Jersey residents
– running over a bear in your Camaro is not hunting.”–Craig Kilborn
 
“I have to talk to my girlfriend every day on the phone. My husband says, ‘Why do you have to talk to her again today?
You just talked to her yesterday. What could you possibly have to tell her?’ ‘Well, for one thing, I have to tell her
you just said that.'” –Rita Rudner  

Joke of the Day*

While auditing one of our departments, an assistant asked me what I was doing. “Listing your assets,” I told her.
 “Oh,” she said. “Well, I have a good sense of humor and I make great lasagna.” 

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “You’re standing in your pizza.” 

Answer: Thelma and Louise. Thelma’s husband, Darryl, has let his cleaning standards drop somewhat since his wife’s been away. After answering the door to the police he steps back into his pizza, which is on the floor. 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Yeah? Well at least your mom didn’t run over your leg in her Volvo, okay? Mine did.” 

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 Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Grey goose got your girl feeling loose. Now I’m wishin’ that I didn’t wear these shoes. (I hate heels) It’s like everytime I get up on the dew, Paparazzi put my business in the news.”

 ANSWER: London Bridge. She doesn’t disappoint even though this song is without the rest of the Black Eyed Peas. The one, the only, Fergie. “London Bridge” became a number one on both Billboard Hot 100 and Billboard Pop 100 (not to mention in Lithuania, Brazil and New Zealand).  

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “What happened to the dreams of a girl president She’s dancing in the video next to 50 Cent They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees”
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..

When Question Mark unlocked the door, he thought that he would see his wallet straight away. But Skid Mark (Question’s brother) decided to put the wallet in a safe. The combination is three 2-digit numbers which can be expressed like this:
xx-xx-xx
You are given the following clues to work out the combination:
The total of the three numbers is 39.
The second number is half of the third number.
The first number is the third number minus 1.
Can you find Question’s wallet in time? It’s all up to you.  

ANSWER: The combination is 15-08-16. Thank you for helping Question get his wallet back

 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…

The following three (3) clues are the definitions of words that have been jumbled below and turned into anagrams. Your job is to correctly unravel the anagrams and then place them next to their proper definition. Good luck!

1. hanging cloth used as a blind.
2. a strong English ale.
3. destined or inevitable.

Jumbled anagrams:
1. nice rat
2. car unit
3. rub not 

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