Welcome, to Tuesday June 15th.  How about a look at the top Bumper stickers of the day? 

*I love animals, they taste great.

*EARTH FIRST! We’ll stripmine the other planets later.

*”Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.”

*Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

*The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

*Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

*He who laughs last thinks slowest!

*Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

*A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

*Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.   

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great day people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     

q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“It’s a great day for the world, as the World Cup begins. In the U.S., soccer’s popularity ranges somewhere between Jon Gosselin and people that give out raisins on Halloween.” -Craig Ferguson
 
“The chain-smoking toddler from Indonesia has cut down to 15 cigarettes per day. You know what would get him to stop smoking for good? It’s a lesser-known treatment called, ‘Don’t give him any.'” -Jimmy Kimmel
 
“Here in New York, we’re six hours behind South Africa, which will make it hard to watch all the World Cup matches. But it will give you a great excuse to go to a pub at 8 a.m.” -Jimmy Fallon

  
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes 
When a patient was wheeled into our emergency room, I was the nurse on duty. “On a scale of zero to ten,” I asked
her, “with zero representing no pain and ten representing excruciating pain, what would you say your pain level is
now?” She shook her head. “Oh, I don’t know. I’m not good with math.”  
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  ‘We fear change.’   

Answer: Wayne’s World! “Wayne’s World” is about two guys, Wayne and Garth, who have a cable show and who have just signed with a major TV producer, Benjamin. Benjamin plans to exploit the show, but the guys are too dim-witted to notice that. Garth says this to Benjamin after he is asked “What do think about a little change?” Garth is sure that whatever Benjamin has to change about the show cannot be good.    

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????   ‘You’re just a woman with a small brain.’

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Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Pirate skulls and bones, sticks and stones and weed and bombs” 

ANSWER: Paper Planes! “Paper Planes” was released from M.I.A.’s album “Kala” in early 2008. It gained national exposure in a popular film trailer for the movie “Pineapple Express” and debuted at number 55 on the Billboard Hot 100 in August of 2008. It flew up the charts and peaked at number four on September 27th, 2008. It spent ten weeks in the top ten and twenty total weeks on the Hot 100. The song was later used in the Oscar-winning film “Slumdog Millionaire” which helped its success in the worldwide market. The song charted in Canada and across Europe in Belgium, Denmark, Ireland, the Netherlands and the United Kingdom. Found on many critics’ yearend best ten lists, the song was nominated for “Record of the Year” at the 51st Grammy Awards. 

Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Sometimes I hear that song and I’ll start to sing along, and think, ‘Man, I’d love to see that girl again'”
 
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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

Whenever a phrase or sentence becomes part of the common language, there is a strong possibility that it will be quoted inaccurately.

Over the course of time, a letter gets shifted or a word is changed and forevermore the quotation becomes a cliche that nobody ever gets quite right.

Try to complete each proverbial cliche:

1.) “Play it, ______ .” – Humphrey Bogart, as Rick in ‘Casablanca’.

2.) “Give him an inch, he’ll take ______ .” – John Ray

3.) “Pride goeth before _______ .” – Proverbs  

Answer: 1.) Sam, 2.) an el, 3.) destruction   

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…  

The following quote was made by Pablo Picasso (1881-1973).

Can you decode it?

S=L

“PR PAUKBJ XNZW UA PB, ‘ZE RAL NJB N XASWZBJ, RAL FZSS QBTAPB N HBMBJNS. ZE RAL NJB N PAMV, RAL FZSS QBTAPB UKB DADB.’ ZMXUBNW, Z FNX N DNZMUBJ, NMW QBTNPB DZTNXXA.”  

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5!  WAY2GO JAZZZZ!  

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