Welcome, ‏to Wednesday July 28th.  You might be a caffeine addict if… 
 
1. You think sleep is for the weak.

2. The dishes in your house are all coffee cups.

3. You believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable.

4. You’ve ever carried your coffee cup into the shower with you in the morning.

5. It’s 6:09 AM and you’re on your 2nd 20oz. cup of coffee.

6. You regard the fact that your hands are shaking as a good sign.

7. Your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee.

8. Your heart rate is always in triple digits.

9. Mountain Dew is the stuff great decisions are made of.

10. You wake up to Mountain Dew, before switching to JOLT.

11. You can name the five flavors of JOLT.

12. You go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee.

13. You have to drink some form of caffeinated beverage just to sleep.

14. Your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm clock is in the kitchen.

15. You’ve given up sex, TV, or all forms of meat for Lent before, but can’t make it 40 days without caffeine.

16. You’ve ever used the airplane’s Call button just to get a coffee refill.

17. Your heart only beats twice an hour and your eyes won’t shut anymore.

18. Your slogan is “Save water, drink coffee.”

19. You have on more than one occasion snorted instant coffee.

20. You suck on a used coffee filter (full of coffee grounds) whenever the can runs out of coffee. Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here! 
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“In the movie ‘Salt,’ Angelina Jolie is accused of being a Russian spy. She might be a spy and she might not. She’s spy-curious.” – Craig Ferguson

“Budget problems are so bad in Newark, New Jersey, that the mayor has ordered the government to stop buying toilet paper for public restrooms. They’re calling this the worst thing to happen to the state since ‘Jersey Shore’.” – Jay Leno

“A new survey found that more parents are teaching their babies sign language before they learn how to talk. Babies’ favorite word in sign language? Whatever putting your whole hand in your mouth means.” – Jimmy Fallon 
 
G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

When I was a 20-something college student, I became quite friendly with my study partner, a 54-year-old man, who had returned to school to finish his degree. He confessed he had once thought something more than friendship might be a possibility. “So what changed your mind?” I asked him. “I went to my doctor and asked if he thought a 30-year age difference between a man and woman was insurmountable. He looked at my chart and said, ‘You’re interested in someone
who’s 84?'”   

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “I’m sexy. I’m cute, I’m popular to boot. I’m pitchin’, great hair, the guys all love to stare. I’m wanted, I’m hot, I’m everything you’re not. I’m pretty, I’m cool, I dominate this school. Hate us ‘coz we’re beautiful, but we don’t like you either. We’re cheerleaders, we are cheerleaders!”  

Answer: Bring It On!  This is a 2000 movie about cheerleading. Kirsten Dunst plays the captain of her high school cheerleading team that is getting ready to go to national championships. She found out that the captain before her had been stealing their rivals cheer routines for many years. She realizes there may be some trouble from the other team and they soon face some stiff competition going up against each other. That one cheer was just an example of what the one team would do.   

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “Cindy, you know by tattling on your friends, you’re really just tattling on yourself. By tattling on your friends, you’re just telling them that you’re a tattletale. Now, is that the tale you want to tell?” 

TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA DIVIA AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALOMBO!  WAY2GO CARRIE!

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “18 years, 18 years and on her 18th birthday, he found out it wasn’t his…” 

ANSWER: Gold Digger! “Gold Digger” debuted at number 92 on July 30th, 2005. It quickly reached the top of the Billboard Hot 100 on September 17th and remained there for ten weeks. Its 19 weeks in the top ten and 39 weeks on the Hot 100 resulted in Billboard naming the song the sixth biggest hit of 2005. “Gold Digger” was a worldwide success, reaching number one in Australia and New Zealand and number two in the U.K.  

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Check my vital signs, to know I’m still alive, and I walk alone…”

TODAY’S CRAZY SONG DEFINTIONS MASTER AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALMOBO! GREAT SONG SOLVING SKILLS CARRIE!
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

The following clues each form a unique word by themselves, add them together to get the name of a country. Example: blue and yellow mixed + solid ground = ? Answer: green + land = Greenland

1. frozen water + solid ground of the earth = ?
2. used to refer to oneself + competed in a race = ?
3. anger or wrath + to lower an airplane from sky to ground = ?
4. a relaxing resort + not out = ?
bonus: never used + enthusiastic devotion + in addition to = ? ? 

Answer: 1. ice + land = Iceland, 2. I + ran = Iran, 3. ire + land = Ireland, 4. spa + in = Spain
bonus: new + zeal + and = New Zealand  

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…  

Guess this prefix…

I change something weighing two thousand pounds into a small, light container.
I turn a food that is decaying into one that isn’t.
I turn a whole country into a small flower.
I change something alive into something flat and not alive.  

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS ANDREA L. BANKS! PURE GENIUS BANKS!   

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