Welcome, ‏to Wednesday November 3, 2010.  Bizarre November Holidays……..

November 1 is Plan Your Epitaph Day

November 2 is National Deviled Egg Day

November 3 is Sandwich Day and Housewife’s Day

November 4 is Waiting For The Barbarians Day

November 5 is Gunpowder Day

November 6 is Saxophone Day & Marooned Without A Compass Day

November 7 is National Bittersweet Chocolate W/ Almonds Day

November 8 is Dunce Day

November 9 is Chaos Never Dies Day

November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day

November 11 is Air Day

November 12 is National Pizza W/ The Works Except Anchovies Day

November 13 is National Indian Pudding Day

November 14 is Operation Room Nurse Day

November 15 is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day

November 16 is Button Day

November 17 is Take A Hike Day

November 18 is Occult Day

November 19 is Have A Bad Day Day

November 20 is Absurdity Day

November 21 is World Hello Day and False Confessions Day

November 22 is Start Your Own Country Day

November 23 is National Cashew Day

November 24 is Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day

November 25 is National Parfait Day

November 26 is Shopping Reminder Day

November 27 is Pins And Needles Day

November 28 is Make Your Own Head Day

November 29 is Square Dance Day

November 30 is Stay At Home Because You’re Well Day
Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Wednesday folks, whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!      

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

“Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as
a steady purpose – a point on which the soul may fix its
intellectual eye.”
– Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

“We lie the loudest when we lie to ourselves.”
– Eric Hoffer

“Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in
love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a
person who he should be.”
– Anton Chekhov 
     

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him. The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free. The farmer turned to the husband and said, “You know, you’re the tenth car I’ve helped out of the mud today.”The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, “When do you have time to plough your land? At night?””No,” the young farmer replied seriously, “Night is when I put the water in the hole.”  

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “I charged the whole thing to the Underhills’ account. Want the number?” 

Answer:  Fletch! Investigative reporter Irwin Fletcher (Chevy Chase) pretends to be many different people throughout this film. At one point, he poses as a country club member, and encounters a rude, boorish rich man named Mr. Underhill. Fletch then orders an expensive lunch and charges it to Underhill’s account. At the end of the film, Fletch’s voice-over explains that the vacation that he and his new paramour are enjoying was also fraudulently charged to the Underhills!

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “I look up at the moon, and wonder: When will we be going back? And who will that be? ”

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I mean she even cooks me pancakes, an Alka-Seltzer when my tummy aches, if that ain’t love then I don’t know what love is” 

ANSWER: Cupid’s Chokehold! “Cupid’s Chokehold” debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 at number 87 in January, 2007. It peaked at number four on March 31st and held that position for one week. It spent a total of 24 weeks on the chart with 11 of those in the top ten. The song also reached the top ten throughout Europe including Bulgaria, Ireland, the United Kingdom, New Zealand, the Netherlands and Finland. The song samples the music from Supertramp’s 1979 song “Breakfast In America”. “Clothes Off!” was Gym Class Heroes’ follow-up to “Cupid’s Chokehold” and it reached number 46 in the U.S. Plain White T’s took “Hey There Delilah” all the way to number one in the summer of 2007. “Mother-In-Law” was a novelty hit in the early 1960s for Ernie-K-Doe. FUN FACT: Originally, Gym Class Heroes began with MC Travis McCoy and drummer Matt McGinley who met in gym class back in their high school in Geneva, New York.  

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “You know how long I’ve been on ya, since Prince was on Apollonia, since O.J. had Isotoners” 

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

Which word is suggested by:

“Midday starting block last of the Mohicans second in command bottom of the barrel second guess at wit’s end beginning of the end starting line early years”?

ANSWER: ABSOLUTELY

midday = middle of the word day = A
starting block = 1st letter of block = B
last of the Mohicans = S
second in command = O
bottom of the barrel = L
second guess = U
at wit’s end = T
beginning of the end = E
starting line = L
early years = Y
  

Wednesday’s Quizzler is… 

Find an anagram for each word in Group A. Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.

Group A
1. Sharp
2. Snaky
3. Toner
4. Agree
5. Optic
6. Neigh
7. Rosin

Group B
1. Singing voice
2. Golf clubs
3. Subject
4. Stringed instruments
5. Jointed device
6. Type of beaver
7. Americans overseas   

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