WELCOME to Thursday, December 9, 2010.
He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orchestra. He had been having problems with the basses; they were the least professional of his musicians. It was the last performance of the season, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony, which required extra effort from the basses at the end. Earlier that evening, he found the basses celebrating one of their birthdays by passing a bottle around.  As he was about to cue the basses, he knocked over his music stand. The sheet music scattered. As he stood in front of his orchestra, his worst fear was realized; it was the bottom of the 9th, no score and the basses were loaded.

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Thursday and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here!

q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen

I could prove God statistically. George Gallup

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. Dave Barry

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either. Dick Cavett

Beware the pull on your heartstrings — it’s often the pursestrings that are actually being reached for. Barbara Mikkelson

Put your whole self into it, and you will find your true voice. Hold back and you won’t. It’s that simple. Hugh Macleod,

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes.
It seems that Mary Poppins has moved to California. She has started a business telling people’s fortunes. But, she doesn’t read palms or tea leaves, she smells one’s breath. That, right, the sign outside reads: Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis.
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
‘Awww, look — you gave that tall man some flowers.’

Answer: Men in Black! James Edwards III (Will Smith) provides us with an amusing interpretation of a vintage photograph of K
(Tommy Lee Jones) befriending an alien.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘And
there he goes, up to his room to write the new hit song, ‘Alone In My Principles’!’

TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA DIVA OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALOMBO! GREAT
JOB CARRIE!

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Head underwater and you tell me to breathe easy for awhile”

ANSWER: Love Song! “Love Song” debuted at number 100 on the Billboard Hot 100 in November of 2007. It took awhile to catch on but, when it did, it cleared a path to number four on March 8th, 2008 where it held that spot for three weeks. The song spent 41 weeks on the Hot 100, 31 weeks in the Top 40 and 19 weeks in the top ten which earned it the number seven
position on Billboard’s list of the top pop songs of 2008. The song was a worldwide hit reaching number one in Canada and the top five in the United Kingdom, Australia and the Netherlands.

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features
popular songs from 2008 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Stacks
on deck, Patron on ice, we could pop bottles all night”

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..

Look out below!! It is another common phrase in rebus form, can you guess it?
London: Shakespeare (Writer)
London: Weigh
New York: Smith (Actor)
New York: Whey
Paris : McEnroe (Sports)
Paris: “No Way!”

ANSWER: Where there is a Will, there’s a Way.

Thursday’s Quizzler is…

Insert one word in each pair to link the two words together. The end of the
first word is the beginning of the second.

1. Rain___Tie
2. Tooth__Tale
3. Sea____Hole
4. Circuit__Yard
5. Third___Board
6. Stone__Flower
7. High___Star

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