WELCOME to Thursday, February 24, 2010. Phone Songs…..

All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are pauses, and hyphens are held notes.

Mary Had A Little Lamb

3212333, 222, 399, 3212333322321 or
3212333, 222, 133, 3212333322321

Jingle Bells

333, 333, 39123, 666-663333322329, 333, 333, 39123, 666-6633, 399621

Frere Jacques

1231, 1231, 369, 369, 9*9631, 9*9631, 111, 111

Olympic Fanfare

3-9-91231, 2222-32112312, 3-9-91231, 2222-32112321

The Butterfly Song

963, 23621, 3693236236932362, 963, 23621

Happy Birthday

112, 163, 112, 196, 110, 8521, 008, 121

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Down, down to corruption and to the corrupt.” — Protestors in Libya demand an end to Muammar Gaddafi’s rule.

“They had to know.” — Bernie Madoff, imprisoned Ponzi schemer, claiming banks and hedge funds were “complicit” in his elaborate fraud.

“I’m not a big fan of young kids having Facebook. It’s not something they need.” — Michelle Obama, on why she doesn’t allow her daughters to join.

“If the Queen asks you to a party, you say yes. If the Italian prime minister asks you to a party, it’s probably safe to say no.” — British prime minister David Cameron.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips

G u a r a n t e e d t o m a k e y o u l a u g h

Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.  At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience.  Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, “This is the place!”. The other replied, “No, it’s not!”. The first man said, “Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side.  To which the other man replied, “Silly, you can’t tell a brook by it’s clover.”
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?I’m not wearing pants. Film at Eleven.
Answer: Kentucky Fried Movie

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”
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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist.“You don’t have to love me, you don’t even have to like me, but you will respect me”.

Answer: Kelis
Kelis’ “Bossy” came out in 2006.

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2003-2007 try and identify which song or which artist.“You took my hand, you showed me how, you promised me you’d be around”.

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..

Oxymorons are words with opposite or incongruous meanings that when linked together, form a descriptive phrase. Cryptography teasers are teasers in which a phrase or expression has been encoded in some way. Cryptoxymorography teasers are teasers in which oxymorons are concealed in a cryptic mass of letters.

Can you decipher the oxymorons? They all use the same code.

1. dsiox bipefcxs, 2. dcpcvk jsij, 3. rcvef afcoco, 4. rejsfv tcoxefq, 5. vgrz bssdcvk
6. vextcvk rgat, 7. evdq atecas, 8. edj vsyo, 9. nfsxxq gkdq, 10. nsias befas

ANSWER:
1. least favorite, 2. living dead, 3. minor crisis, 4. modern history, 5. numb feeling
6. nothing much, 7. only choice, 8. old news, 9. pretty ugly, 10. peace force

The code was:
A:I, B:Z, C:A, D:J, E:S, F:B, G:K, H:T, I:C, L:D, M:R, N:V, O:E
P:N, R:F, S:O, T:X, U:G, V:P, W:Y, Y:Q

Thursday’s Quizzler is…

Each sentence below contains a word that can be anagrammed to answer or describe the sentence.

Example: Craft that might tip in the ocean. Answer: Canoe (Anagram of ocean)

1. You cover a mattress with one of these
2. Dangerous thing for an alcoholic to begin
3. Feature on which a tire might be rated
4. Feeling about a poisonous adder
5. Weapon that a cavalryman bears
6. It doesn’t necessarily bring rain, but it could 

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