Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday, July 11, 2017.                          
Teaching Math (over the years)
1. Teaching Math In 1950
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
2. Teaching Math In 1960
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
3. Teaching Math In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?
4. Teaching Math In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
5. Teaching Math In 1995
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.)
6. Teaching Math TODAY
Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“A rare fish normally found only in the Amazon was caught yesterday in a New Jersey
pond. Researchers believe the fish got to New Jersey the same way as everyone
else: by giving up.” -Seth Meyers
“Facebook has just added a new tool for finding help during disasters. Unfortunately,
then Facebook shows you photos of your friends having a much better time during
their disasters.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study found that most people cant go 10 minutes without lying. But since the
study took 20 minutes nobody knows what to believe.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
I was working in a scrap yard during summer vacation at engineering university. I used to work repairing construction equipment.
One afternoon, I was taking apart a piling hammer that had some very large bolts holding it together. One of the nuts had corroded on to the bolt; to free it I started heating the nut with an oxy-acetylene torch. As I was doing this, one of the dimmest apprentices I have ever known came along. He asked me what I was doing. I patiently explained that if I heated the nut it would grow larger and release its grip on the bolt so I could then remove it.
“So things get larger when they get hot, do they?” he asked.
Suddenly, an idea flashed into my mind. “Yes,” I said, “that’s why days are longer in summer and shorter in winter.”
There was a long pause, then his face cleared. “You know, I always wondered about that,” he said.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  
“Take that one back…”
ANSWER: Hanging Up! Starring Meg Ryan (Eve), Diane Keaton (Georgia), and
Lisa Kudrow (Maddy). Lou says this to Eve about when she was born.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
 “Well, man may be an angel. But he darn well must be a killer angel.”
Monday’s Quizzler is………. 
ANSWER: Somewhere Over the Rainbow

sum where
the mnemonic device for the colors of the spectrum (the rainbow)
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….   
Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.
1a) to wriggle
1b) a member of the British gentry
1c) a small forcible stream of liquid
2a) this color is a blend of red and yellow darkened by black
2b) the top of the head
2c) to cover with water
3a) more recent
3b) rubbish
3c) a written communication
4a) very common color
4b) a high-pitched plaintive cry
4c) although
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